Gurgaon November 2007
Navnavin sharan paiki ek he shahr Gurgaon (hindit good gaon mhantat), chaan aahe mothe raste, mothe malls( ikadchi loka hyacha uchhar maaal asa kartat, mala ikadla manager mhanala pan, idhar acha maaal hai…..) mothay gaadya mothi ghara, pan gallya matra gajbajlelaya traffic jaam gallit hoto, kay gammat aahe. Shisht matra ajibat nahi, tee fakt mumbait, halli nahi rahili mahna tevdhi, pan iteh ajibaat nahi traffic sense nahi kahi nahi. Industries khup aahet ithe maruti ahe , Hero honda aahe aani tyach barobar tyanchyawar awalambun chote karkhane aahet, software aahe Oracle polaris HP saglyaat motha call centre GE cha aahe, Ranbaxy ahe Reckit and bannister aahe. Firtichya nokri mule halli mala jara navin navin shahra baghayla miltat, Gurgao tasa changlay, ek asa ki ikade variety of industries aahe, tya mule mala tari future khup bright watla ikadla, (are ho ek sangaycha mhanje Mallika sheravat pan Haryanachich ticha pan bright aahe future) lokan kade khup paisa aahe asa vatta mhanje dista, pavala ganik mothyale malls, sage bharlele loka khardei pan kartat, Big bazaar ahe teen majli, mala tya kishore Biyani baddal khup adar aahe, sagli kade big bazaar aahe aani sagli kade khup gardi aste, Bangalore la pan solid gardi, mumbait tar vicharu naka aani atta ikade pan gardi ne bharlela dukan. Aadhi gurgaon mhanje ek gaav hota mhanala ek driver mala mhanje jikade maza hotel aahe te DLF phase II madhe, teen char choti choti gava hoti aat main gurgaon laamb aahe he new gurgaon aahe mokla rasta mokla gaav hota aata ikadech mothay imarti aani hotel aahet aani maals aahet.
Me aalo tevha sweater nhavta aanla, visarlo tevha, nightana sagle mhanale ki vaat aahe thandi aste solid, ajun tari nahi pahili thandi evdhi, aaj paaus padla mhana aata thandi vaadhel asa vattay, pan tari pankha launach zoptoy, mala tya shivay zop nahi yet England la TV laun zopaycho, awaaz hava na kasla tari mhanun. Tasa ikade awaz aahe, loka ugich horn maartat, karan nastana pudhe jaycha prayatna kartat, patience nahi, ashya velela mumbai khup vegli vaatte aani ikade bhaiyya lokancha traas nahi hot , saglech bhaiyye, aaplach traas hya lokanna. Pan ikade bhaiyye kami jat lokach aahet. Drivers bahutek karun Rajasthani aahe.
Gurgaon te delhi airport sadharan 20 km antaravar aahe mhanje delhi sarkhach, ek suburb mhanuya havatar. Station mala vatta delhi, gurgaon la station nasava, karan me traincha awaaz nahi aiklay ajun disli pan nahi mala. Ikade pan metro yenaar mhantat, aali tar changlach hoil mhana, dhool aani pollution kami hoil, khup aahe ikade pollution.
Ikadchi ghara pan faar mothi aahet, don don majli ghara ekach family baaher don tari gaadya distat, aani tya pan mothya maruti 800 kami dislya esteem jast aani Honda city khup dislya, mhanje ekun shehar khup sreemant aahe he janavta, me jya officemadhe jaato tikade pan teen honda city aahet, tyaat ek tyancya malkachi accord pan aahe, teen chaar esteem don 800 alto aani baaki santro aani wagon R vagere, mal hya lokancha faar heva vaato traffic jaam houn sudha ardhya taasat ghari , faar tar 40 mint mhanje ghari khup vel pravasaat kami, sagle tagde loka aahet, mast khaat pit astat, aani pravas nahi. Gurgaon cha ek baray mhanje muli vagerepan barya aahet, bangalore peksha pan, Gokak la tar muli nhavtyach ajibaat. Pan madrasi mulin peksha hya changlyach astat hyat kahich vaad nahi, pan nuksaan mhanje south madhe apan jara gore aani unch vaatato ikade kaale aani butke vaatto itkach. Mala asa vaatat asel pan ikade purush ashe baikann kade baghat basatat bindhast vaakun, ekdum cheap, kaal eka gaadit ek mulgi cigarete odhat hoti tar pratek mansa ne tichya kade baghitla vaakun, samorcha gaadilyane pan aani kahi tari hasat badbadle, me baghitla karan me eka mall pashi ubha hota aani mala jara lokanna nirkhayla awadata, aaplya kade loka evdha nahi baghnar, banglore la pan nahi baghat loaka khara tar ikade asa nako karayla lokannee karan generally pori barya aahet tari prateki kade evdha kay baghaycha? Shakti kappor types, aso haa ithalaya lokacha thai swabhaw purushartha dakhvaycha, tya vedya Ram jethmalani mhantla na tasa ki manu sharma chya mardangi la tine daaru na deun divachla, asa attitude vaatla mala, barobar nasel hi kadachit, pan vaatla.
Me hotel madhe rahto te ek guest house type aahe, gharala convert vagere kela asel, mothya kholya aahet mast don cots sofa table motha tub vaala baathroom chaan aispais, pan ek major problem mhanje light cha. ata guest house madhe generator aahe mhana tasa, pan daha mintane chaalu karatat karan te gachivar aahe, mumbait light jaat mhanalo tar tyana naval vaatla (me mumbai mhanlao Thanyaat jaatat). Pan he sukh mala vatta fakt mumbaitach. Ikadli aankhi ek gosht mhanje cycle rickshaw to maanus bichara odhto me pan baslo ek don da jawalach jaaila agdi kilometre antar, tyaala mhantla kiti deu baba daha barobar na lagech ho mhanla jaasst hote ka konas thauk pan me tyaala 20 pan dile aste tyane magitle aste tar doosra kahich bolena kya saab itna najdik ka kitna bhi do daha dile aani vicharla kami aahet ka tar jast aahe mhanala. Ikade saglech bastat tyaat karan doosra kahi nahich na ikade sadhya rikshaw taxi nahit.
Ne maja see ne parat marubhumi la, he gaaana(gaana?) lahan pana pasun awadta, hyacha kharatar shreya Panditjinna, kalayla laagla tevha angavar kata yayacha, ajun hee yeto 100 vela aikun hee yeto, pan aaj zee var cha karyakram bagtana mala tya ganyacha achanak ek vegla arth gamla, me kahi swatatryasainik nahi, (me swarthi aahe) mala asa vaatla ke ho kharach “nemajasee ne parat mumbaila”, sawarkar khara tar ekte hote eka kholi kiti bhayan, apam kiti choti aahot hyacha kadhitari parat pratyay yeto.
Kahi vakyancha arth aplyaala khup velane kaltat, maza vachan thik aahe, aamchya gharatach sagle ekun vaachtat, pan ek vakya dada nehmi mhantat, “What you become out of the experience is more important than what you get out of it”, mala pan hyaa nokri mule kay miltay hya peksha me kay hotoy hyaacha jasta anubhav aala. Mala mansa awadtat, khup awadtat, chaar loka asli sobat kee mala faar awadtat, mala tar ek hotel ughdaychay, mala chaar lokanna jevayla ghalayla faar awadta, kuni yenaar asel tar me kahi goshti karaycha praytna karto, ikade pan mala khup mansa bhetaet, tikade karnatakat vegli mansa ikade jaat loka. Ikade khup derivers rajasthan chi aahte, karan 100 ek km var rajasthan aahe, tyaa mule tee loak bhettat, navin pradesh navin mansa mast, pan aaplyala mansan paasun dooor jaava lagtay, hyacha jara traas hota , pan pudhe hyacha upyog nakkich hoil.
Ikade thandi vaadhli aahe, mhnaje divas bhar sweater ghaalun basto office madhe pan, raatri pankha lavta yet nahi, tari hee survaat ahe asa mhantat loka ikadli. Halli vel nahi mala mhanun, ravivaari pan kaam asta mhanje me jaato, tari 15 divsa parvi me pan picture baghitla, chaan mast maal aahe tikade, 5 ek malls ahet 100 metre madhe, tyaatla ek khup chaan aahe, mumbai peksha posh aahet kahi malls. Me lihilay ka aathvat nahi pan ikade haldiram che hotels aahet, me khalli idli haldiram amdhe 30 rupyaachi aani 15 cha chaha.jara vegla vaatla rojchay paneer peksha, ek gammat mhanje kaal mala jevnaat office madhe chinese magavla hota, fried rice aani manchurian, tar tya chine rice madhe pan paneer, aata bola?
Ikade lokan kade chikkar paisa aahe, loka kahitari ghet astat, me teen pustaka ghetli ikade, maza generally kharch haach asto, bangalore la pan ashich pustak ghetli aani ho barbya gheto Rujuta karta J, ikade ajun nahi ghetlli barbie. Pan mala kuthe gela kahi ghyayla nahi awadat(khaila tar nahich) nusta firayla aani lokanshi bolayla awadta. Aamcha hotel aahe to malak solid sreemant aahe asa mala kalla , driver kadun mala sodayla aani anayla gaadi keli aahe tya kadun, potyaatun paise aanto to maanus, don skoda corolla aani don aacord plus hyaa chaar paach gaady aahhet aamhala aanyla pochvayla tyaa niraalya, pan pagaar 3500/- hyaa lokanna, vel pan nahi, 24 taas kaam, hyaa peksha aapan jara bara asa vaatata, karan hyaancha gaav pan laamb aahe.
Hee ithali loka chaila aaplyapeksha hushar aahet, saglya jagat jast bawlat mhanje mumbaikar.
Lahan Pani Ek picture baghitla hota “ek chaddar maili si” mala rishi kapoor awadto, mhanun nantar mothe ekda TV var parat baghitla, tyat tyaane Hema malini cha naura marto mhanun dhakta deera barobar ticha lagan laun detat asa dakhavla hota, mala naval vaatla hota, hunda vagere baghun pan mala khara nhavta vatat, pan ikade sagla hota ajun. Tya divashi kay zaala me yet hoto office madhun, hotel chi gaadi aahe anayla vagere, tya drivers shi bolat hoto, vay 28-29, shaadi ko dus saal hua mhanala, ek bhau police madhe aahe, ek arm madhe doctor, ek lhan bhau engineering shikatoy, siachen la hota doctor bhau, siachen mhanje jikade -35 vagere asat temp te, don mahinya peksha jast rahila ki manus veda hoto karan blood supply nahi hot mendu paryant rakt pan gothun jaata, goggle padala ki manus andhala hoto, karan baaher cha temp -35 celcius aani apala body temp 97 farenheit, mhanje tari mala vatta 40 pannas asel na? mhnaje garam tavyavar barfa asa samjha, he mala amchya junya office madhe eka retired brigadier ne sangitla hota. Tar tyacha (driver cha) bhau delhi la badli zaali mhanun yet hota aani gaadi darit padun mela, khali kashmir la aalyavar. Kasa asata bagha rahila asata ankhi ek atahvda tari kahi nasat zaala, pan vel aali kay? Tar haa driver mala hee baatmi agdi aaramat sangat hota, feer meri bhabhi ne kaha ke mein ye ghar nahi chodke jaongi, yaha hee rahungi, mag asa kasa thevnaar ghari, mhanun hyachya shi lagan karun dila….. mhanje kaal paryant jee vahini tee aaj baiko. Apan hya paasun faar dur rahto, vicharanne pan, eka arthi he solution pan changlay, ugich sati kivha asach rahanyapeksha he bara aani baai ekti rahana mhanje vaat. Ikade loka 18 zaala ki lagna kartat, mhanje tee mulgi pan 19 - 20 chi asel, akkha ayushya asach ghalavnya peksha mahitichya gharat rahanayat kay vaait ahe ha vichar asel, kuthe na kuthe tari aadhi pudharleli loka hotich, rajasthan la sati jaate mulgi, aani ikade haryana madhe he, ikadun rajasthan chi border 70 ek kilometere asel, pan vicharan madhe kiti farak aahe bagha?
Gurgaon madhe ek pan udupi hotel nahi, problem hoto karan sagalya food courts madhe 50 rupyala idli aani 70 la dosa aani to pan punjabi. Pan mumbai cha akarshan saglikade aahe, ikade pan mumbai special dukana aahet, kapdyachi khanyachi saglich. Kiti pragati keli tari mumbaicha akarshan kahi jaat nahi lokancha, yacha ek pramukh karan mhanje cinema.
He shahar tasa cosmo aahe, karan juna gurgaon DLF paasun laamb aahe ikade sagli baherun aaleli mansa aahet, sehwag pa ikade shift hoty asa kalla (jaun dagad maaraycha vichaar ahe gharavar). Marathi mansa nahit titaki, ekhada chukun disto marathi maanus, pan in general kamich disle mala. Ikade marathi hotel pan chalel asa vatta mala, hee loka slid khatat aani ajun chicken kolhapur, malvani fish nahi det kuni, mich taakto ek hotel ikade mast komdi vadyancha (adnaav kulkarni aahe mhantla) mast chalel, tikhat vagere khatat hee loka faar, faar tar kay paneer taakuya mashya madhe aani vikuya 200 la komdi vade (70 la dosa mag bichrya komdi ne kay ghoda maarlay?). ikade ek baray ki saglyanna hindi kalta, maza hindi hi titkasa vait nahiye(English asel thoda vaait), kivha halli halli sudharla asel, tyaa mule patkan lokanna kalat nahi me ikadla nahi te, aani mazya chehrya Var kay me guide aahe asa lihilay ka kunas thauk, bangalore mhana delhi mhana, gurgaon mhana loka malach thambun patta vichartat, mumbai la tar vichartatach, pan te bara vatta, ikade kay? Banaglore la jara vaait vataycha, maza rang badallay ka kay asa vataycha? Ek bara ikade loka hindit boltat, banaglore la tar direct kanadit, english cha vaapar kami aahe hindi jast aahe asa vatta, malls madhe boltat loka engraji pan ervi nahi.
Aamchya hotel madhe tar ek bihari, ek himachal, ek gadwal, ek bengali, don nepali teen rajashani mansa aahet, akha bharat saglyan kadan goshti aikayla maja yete, eka manager ne vicharal ki sir aapa kahin gaye hai kya parava , mhantla faar nahi england la gelo tar tyala ekdum maazya baddal adar vaatla, ka adar vatava he nahi kalla, aap normal baat karat hai mhanal mhantala ae baba don mahine hoto me fakt. Foren cha attraction asat pan lokanna maza aata bhav vaadhlay, aadhi sangitla asat tar bara zaala sat asa vaattay mala. Pehle kyun nahi bola mala mhanala, mhantla mag tu maza jevan fukat dila asatas? Hasla nahi sir batana chahiye. Mhantala leka tikade kama kartat loka chikkar tumchya sarkha aaram nahi karat, tyala pan jaicha baaher paishe kamvayla, mhantla jaa pan kaam karaychi tayyari thev. Ikade alashi loka aahet, mumbaikar sodlyas saglech aalshi aahet, pan ikade paisa jaam kamvtat loka, kasa te mahit nahi, pan gaadya aahet saglyankade, ajun tee govt tendency aahe, chapras vagere.
Are ho ek visarloch, ikade mast hot dog milato, chicken aani mutton mhana pork aani beef nahi, pan mala awadtoch hotdog aaplya ikade pan kadhayla haava ek dukan tasa, mall madhe chalel mast, jain hot dog pan thevaycha, kela dyyacha shijaun (hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha), mala solid awadla mazach vinod.
Navnavin sharan paiki ek he shahr Gurgaon (hindit good gaon mhantat), chaan aahe mothe raste, mothe malls( ikadchi loka hyacha uchhar maaal asa kartat, mala ikadla manager mhanala pan, idhar acha maaal hai…..) mothay gaadya mothi ghara, pan gallya matra gajbajlelaya traffic jaam gallit hoto, kay gammat aahe. Shisht matra ajibat nahi, tee fakt mumbait, halli nahi rahili mahna tevdhi, pan iteh ajibaat nahi traffic sense nahi kahi nahi. Industries khup aahet ithe maruti ahe , Hero honda aahe aani tyach barobar tyanchyawar awalambun chote karkhane aahet, software aahe Oracle polaris HP saglyaat motha call centre GE cha aahe, Ranbaxy ahe Reckit and bannister aahe. Firtichya nokri mule halli mala jara navin navin shahra baghayla miltat, Gurgao tasa changlay, ek asa ki ikade variety of industries aahe, tya mule mala tari future khup bright watla ikadla, (are ho ek sangaycha mhanje Mallika sheravat pan Haryanachich ticha pan bright aahe future) lokan kade khup paisa aahe asa vatta mhanje dista, pavala ganik mothyale malls, sage bharlele loka khardei pan kartat, Big bazaar ahe teen majli, mala tya kishore Biyani baddal khup adar aahe, sagli kade big bazaar aahe aani sagli kade khup gardi aste, Bangalore la pan solid gardi, mumbait tar vicharu naka aani atta ikade pan gardi ne bharlela dukan. Aadhi gurgaon mhanje ek gaav hota mhanala ek driver mala mhanje jikade maza hotel aahe te DLF phase II madhe, teen char choti choti gava hoti aat main gurgaon laamb aahe he new gurgaon aahe mokla rasta mokla gaav hota aata ikadech mothay imarti aani hotel aahet aani maals aahet.
Me aalo tevha sweater nhavta aanla, visarlo tevha, nightana sagle mhanale ki vaat aahe thandi aste solid, ajun tari nahi pahili thandi evdhi, aaj paaus padla mhana aata thandi vaadhel asa vattay, pan tari pankha launach zoptoy, mala tya shivay zop nahi yet England la TV laun zopaycho, awaaz hava na kasla tari mhanun. Tasa ikade awaz aahe, loka ugich horn maartat, karan nastana pudhe jaycha prayatna kartat, patience nahi, ashya velela mumbai khup vegli vaatte aani ikade bhaiyya lokancha traas nahi hot , saglech bhaiyye, aaplach traas hya lokanna. Pan ikade bhaiyye kami jat lokach aahet. Drivers bahutek karun Rajasthani aahe.
Gurgaon te delhi airport sadharan 20 km antaravar aahe mhanje delhi sarkhach, ek suburb mhanuya havatar. Station mala vatta delhi, gurgaon la station nasava, karan me traincha awaaz nahi aiklay ajun disli pan nahi mala. Ikade pan metro yenaar mhantat, aali tar changlach hoil mhana, dhool aani pollution kami hoil, khup aahe ikade pollution.
Ikadchi ghara pan faar mothi aahet, don don majli ghara ekach family baaher don tari gaadya distat, aani tya pan mothya maruti 800 kami dislya esteem jast aani Honda city khup dislya, mhanje ekun shehar khup sreemant aahe he janavta, me jya officemadhe jaato tikade pan teen honda city aahet, tyaat ek tyancya malkachi accord pan aahe, teen chaar esteem don 800 alto aani baaki santro aani wagon R vagere, mal hya lokancha faar heva vaato traffic jaam houn sudha ardhya taasat ghari , faar tar 40 mint mhanje ghari khup vel pravasaat kami, sagle tagde loka aahet, mast khaat pit astat, aani pravas nahi. Gurgaon cha ek baray mhanje muli vagerepan barya aahet, bangalore peksha pan, Gokak la tar muli nhavtyach ajibaat. Pan madrasi mulin peksha hya changlyach astat hyat kahich vaad nahi, pan nuksaan mhanje south madhe apan jara gore aani unch vaatato ikade kaale aani butke vaatto itkach. Mala asa vaatat asel pan ikade purush ashe baikann kade baghat basatat bindhast vaakun, ekdum cheap, kaal eka gaadit ek mulgi cigarete odhat hoti tar pratek mansa ne tichya kade baghitla vaakun, samorcha gaadilyane pan aani kahi tari hasat badbadle, me baghitla karan me eka mall pashi ubha hota aani mala jara lokanna nirkhayla awadata, aaplya kade loka evdha nahi baghnar, banglore la pan nahi baghat loaka khara tar ikade asa nako karayla lokannee karan generally pori barya aahet tari prateki kade evdha kay baghaycha? Shakti kappor types, aso haa ithalaya lokacha thai swabhaw purushartha dakhvaycha, tya vedya Ram jethmalani mhantla na tasa ki manu sharma chya mardangi la tine daaru na deun divachla, asa attitude vaatla mala, barobar nasel hi kadachit, pan vaatla.
Me hotel madhe rahto te ek guest house type aahe, gharala convert vagere kela asel, mothya kholya aahet mast don cots sofa table motha tub vaala baathroom chaan aispais, pan ek major problem mhanje light cha. ata guest house madhe generator aahe mhana tasa, pan daha mintane chaalu karatat karan te gachivar aahe, mumbait light jaat mhanalo tar tyana naval vaatla (me mumbai mhanlao Thanyaat jaatat). Pan he sukh mala vatta fakt mumbaitach. Ikadli aankhi ek gosht mhanje cycle rickshaw to maanus bichara odhto me pan baslo ek don da jawalach jaaila agdi kilometre antar, tyaala mhantla kiti deu baba daha barobar na lagech ho mhanla jaasst hote ka konas thauk pan me tyaala 20 pan dile aste tyane magitle aste tar doosra kahich bolena kya saab itna najdik ka kitna bhi do daha dile aani vicharla kami aahet ka tar jast aahe mhanala. Ikade saglech bastat tyaat karan doosra kahi nahich na ikade sadhya rikshaw taxi nahit.
Ne maja see ne parat marubhumi la, he gaaana(gaana?) lahan pana pasun awadta, hyacha kharatar shreya Panditjinna, kalayla laagla tevha angavar kata yayacha, ajun hee yeto 100 vela aikun hee yeto, pan aaj zee var cha karyakram bagtana mala tya ganyacha achanak ek vegla arth gamla, me kahi swatatryasainik nahi, (me swarthi aahe) mala asa vaatla ke ho kharach “nemajasee ne parat mumbaila”, sawarkar khara tar ekte hote eka kholi kiti bhayan, apam kiti choti aahot hyacha kadhitari parat pratyay yeto.
Kahi vakyancha arth aplyaala khup velane kaltat, maza vachan thik aahe, aamchya gharatach sagle ekun vaachtat, pan ek vakya dada nehmi mhantat, “What you become out of the experience is more important than what you get out of it”, mala pan hyaa nokri mule kay miltay hya peksha me kay hotoy hyaacha jasta anubhav aala. Mala mansa awadtat, khup awadtat, chaar loka asli sobat kee mala faar awadtat, mala tar ek hotel ughdaychay, mala chaar lokanna jevayla ghalayla faar awadta, kuni yenaar asel tar me kahi goshti karaycha praytna karto, ikade pan mala khup mansa bhetaet, tikade karnatakat vegli mansa ikade jaat loka. Ikade khup derivers rajasthan chi aahte, karan 100 ek km var rajasthan aahe, tyaa mule tee loak bhettat, navin pradesh navin mansa mast, pan aaplyala mansan paasun dooor jaava lagtay, hyacha jara traas hota , pan pudhe hyacha upyog nakkich hoil.
Ikade thandi vaadhli aahe, mhnaje divas bhar sweater ghaalun basto office madhe pan, raatri pankha lavta yet nahi, tari hee survaat ahe asa mhantat loka ikadli. Halli vel nahi mala mhanun, ravivaari pan kaam asta mhanje me jaato, tari 15 divsa parvi me pan picture baghitla, chaan mast maal aahe tikade, 5 ek malls ahet 100 metre madhe, tyaatla ek khup chaan aahe, mumbai peksha posh aahet kahi malls. Me lihilay ka aathvat nahi pan ikade haldiram che hotels aahet, me khalli idli haldiram amdhe 30 rupyaachi aani 15 cha chaha.jara vegla vaatla rojchay paneer peksha, ek gammat mhanje kaal mala jevnaat office madhe chinese magavla hota, fried rice aani manchurian, tar tya chine rice madhe pan paneer, aata bola?
Ikade lokan kade chikkar paisa aahe, loka kahitari ghet astat, me teen pustaka ghetli ikade, maza generally kharch haach asto, bangalore la pan ashich pustak ghetli aani ho barbya gheto Rujuta karta J, ikade ajun nahi ghetlli barbie. Pan mala kuthe gela kahi ghyayla nahi awadat(khaila tar nahich) nusta firayla aani lokanshi bolayla awadta. Aamcha hotel aahe to malak solid sreemant aahe asa mala kalla , driver kadun mala sodayla aani anayla gaadi keli aahe tya kadun, potyaatun paise aanto to maanus, don skoda corolla aani don aacord plus hyaa chaar paach gaady aahhet aamhala aanyla pochvayla tyaa niraalya, pan pagaar 3500/- hyaa lokanna, vel pan nahi, 24 taas kaam, hyaa peksha aapan jara bara asa vaatata, karan hyaancha gaav pan laamb aahe.
Hee ithali loka chaila aaplyapeksha hushar aahet, saglya jagat jast bawlat mhanje mumbaikar.
Lahan Pani Ek picture baghitla hota “ek chaddar maili si” mala rishi kapoor awadto, mhanun nantar mothe ekda TV var parat baghitla, tyat tyaane Hema malini cha naura marto mhanun dhakta deera barobar ticha lagan laun detat asa dakhavla hota, mala naval vaatla hota, hunda vagere baghun pan mala khara nhavta vatat, pan ikade sagla hota ajun. Tya divashi kay zaala me yet hoto office madhun, hotel chi gaadi aahe anayla vagere, tya drivers shi bolat hoto, vay 28-29, shaadi ko dus saal hua mhanala, ek bhau police madhe aahe, ek arm madhe doctor, ek lhan bhau engineering shikatoy, siachen la hota doctor bhau, siachen mhanje jikade -35 vagere asat temp te, don mahinya peksha jast rahila ki manus veda hoto karan blood supply nahi hot mendu paryant rakt pan gothun jaata, goggle padala ki manus andhala hoto, karan baaher cha temp -35 celcius aani apala body temp 97 farenheit, mhanje tari mala vatta 40 pannas asel na? mhnaje garam tavyavar barfa asa samjha, he mala amchya junya office madhe eka retired brigadier ne sangitla hota. Tar tyacha (driver cha) bhau delhi la badli zaali mhanun yet hota aani gaadi darit padun mela, khali kashmir la aalyavar. Kasa asata bagha rahila asata ankhi ek atahvda tari kahi nasat zaala, pan vel aali kay? Tar haa driver mala hee baatmi agdi aaramat sangat hota, feer meri bhabhi ne kaha ke mein ye ghar nahi chodke jaongi, yaha hee rahungi, mag asa kasa thevnaar ghari, mhanun hyachya shi lagan karun dila….. mhanje kaal paryant jee vahini tee aaj baiko. Apan hya paasun faar dur rahto, vicharanne pan, eka arthi he solution pan changlay, ugich sati kivha asach rahanyapeksha he bara aani baai ekti rahana mhanje vaat. Ikade loka 18 zaala ki lagna kartat, mhanje tee mulgi pan 19 - 20 chi asel, akkha ayushya asach ghalavnya peksha mahitichya gharat rahanayat kay vaait ahe ha vichar asel, kuthe na kuthe tari aadhi pudharleli loka hotich, rajasthan la sati jaate mulgi, aani ikade haryana madhe he, ikadun rajasthan chi border 70 ek kilometere asel, pan vicharan madhe kiti farak aahe bagha?
Gurgaon madhe ek pan udupi hotel nahi, problem hoto karan sagalya food courts madhe 50 rupyala idli aani 70 la dosa aani to pan punjabi. Pan mumbai cha akarshan saglikade aahe, ikade pan mumbai special dukana aahet, kapdyachi khanyachi saglich. Kiti pragati keli tari mumbaicha akarshan kahi jaat nahi lokancha, yacha ek pramukh karan mhanje cinema.
He shahar tasa cosmo aahe, karan juna gurgaon DLF paasun laamb aahe ikade sagli baherun aaleli mansa aahet, sehwag pa ikade shift hoty asa kalla (jaun dagad maaraycha vichaar ahe gharavar). Marathi mansa nahit titaki, ekhada chukun disto marathi maanus, pan in general kamich disle mala. Ikade marathi hotel pan chalel asa vatta mala, hee loka slid khatat aani ajun chicken kolhapur, malvani fish nahi det kuni, mich taakto ek hotel ikade mast komdi vadyancha (adnaav kulkarni aahe mhantla) mast chalel, tikhat vagere khatat hee loka faar, faar tar kay paneer taakuya mashya madhe aani vikuya 200 la komdi vade (70 la dosa mag bichrya komdi ne kay ghoda maarlay?). ikade ek baray ki saglyanna hindi kalta, maza hindi hi titkasa vait nahiye(English asel thoda vaait), kivha halli halli sudharla asel, tyaa mule patkan lokanna kalat nahi me ikadla nahi te, aani mazya chehrya Var kay me guide aahe asa lihilay ka kunas thauk, bangalore mhana delhi mhana, gurgaon mhana loka malach thambun patta vichartat, mumbai la tar vichartatach, pan te bara vatta, ikade kay? Banaglore la jara vaait vataycha, maza rang badallay ka kay asa vataycha? Ek bara ikade loka hindit boltat, banaglore la tar direct kanadit, english cha vaapar kami aahe hindi jast aahe asa vatta, malls madhe boltat loka engraji pan ervi nahi.
Aamchya hotel madhe tar ek bihari, ek himachal, ek gadwal, ek bengali, don nepali teen rajashani mansa aahet, akha bharat saglyan kadan goshti aikayla maja yete, eka manager ne vicharal ki sir aapa kahin gaye hai kya parava , mhantla faar nahi england la gelo tar tyala ekdum maazya baddal adar vaatla, ka adar vatava he nahi kalla, aap normal baat karat hai mhanal mhantala ae baba don mahine hoto me fakt. Foren cha attraction asat pan lokanna maza aata bhav vaadhlay, aadhi sangitla asat tar bara zaala sat asa vaattay mala. Pehle kyun nahi bola mala mhanala, mhantla mag tu maza jevan fukat dila asatas? Hasla nahi sir batana chahiye. Mhantala leka tikade kama kartat loka chikkar tumchya sarkha aaram nahi karat, tyala pan jaicha baaher paishe kamvayla, mhantla jaa pan kaam karaychi tayyari thev. Ikade alashi loka aahet, mumbaikar sodlyas saglech aalshi aahet, pan ikade paisa jaam kamvtat loka, kasa te mahit nahi, pan gaadya aahet saglyankade, ajun tee govt tendency aahe, chapras vagere.
Are ho ek visarloch, ikade mast hot dog milato, chicken aani mutton mhana pork aani beef nahi, pan mala awadtoch hotdog aaplya ikade pan kadhayla haava ek dukan tasa, mall madhe chalel mast, jain hot dog pan thevaycha, kela dyyacha shijaun (hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha), mala solid awadla mazach vinod.
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