Jaipur

Jaipur: 8th April 2007

Marwadi loka akha jag jhinktat, mhanje vikat ghetat, aani me Rajasthan la kadhih nhavto gelo (tasa Punjab, Himachal ,Jammu, bihar aashe barech aahet) aani gurgaon paasun eka divsat jaun yeta yeta asa kalla mhanun gelo. Ankhi ek mulga aahe mazya barobar tyanche don mitra hote mhanun bara padla taxi karun gelo hoto, rasta saral 220 KM aahe, chaar padri, one way wagere pan kasla beshist traffic saral jata nahi yet veda vaakda java laagta , kuni side det nahi madhech ghustat, useless, ikade haa problem aahech, beshist aani dada giri, hech loka rajya kartat he durdaiyva.

Sakali sahala nighalo mast paiki, aani taasa bharane jaam paus laagla solid, (Rajasthanat paaus?? Aani unhalayat saglach ajab aahe). Daha sawa daha la poche paryant unh hota changlya paiki, pahila killa pahila to mhanje Amer palace, Amber mahal, tyachi story pan sangitli aamhala guide ne, pan me visarlo ata, Mahagda mahal aahe, AC chi hoti tya kaali, mhanje var panyachi taaki bhintitun paani jaila soy te thet garden madhe aani vara jaila bhoka, paani taakit bharayla majoor bichare unhat to killa chadayche.

Tya killyat kay aahe tar 12 bedrooms aani unhalyat la ghar aani deewane aam aani khas. Akbar mhane aala hota tevha tya Raja ne vichar kela ki mansa kashala maara, mhanun pact kela (sharan gela )aani mulgi dili Jodha bai mhanun akbara ne tyaala sampati dili aani senapati kela, Aurangzeb kade pan Mirza Raje Jaisingh hota, tyane ghat kela nasta tar Aurangzebala maharajaani (Shivaji Maharj) maarla asta, pan vrutti palputi, paisa kasa kamvaycha he. Pratek raja ne mag to mahal vadhavla hota, baika vadhla ki mahal vadhaycha, aani sagle parda nashi. Mughal lokancha prabhav, architecture pan tasech, mhanun hya marwadi baika ajun padar ghetatycha h (aani pot dakhavtat), moghlancha prabhav. Tya guide la vicharla me, mhanje maza mood khara bhandaycha hota, shirtachi bahi pan varti keli me, tyaala mhantla ki tumhi ladhla nahich ka kunashi, tar mhanala Raja ne vichar kela ki ladhu tar loka martil, cha maari gadavrun dhaklun dyavasa vaatla, pan tyane kabul kela ki nahi ladhlo mhanun (halli apan saarech tashe zaalo aahot, nangi takaychi aani faida kasa hotoy te baghaycha, aaple neta bagha na?)

Tar tya killyat Raja aani tyachya 12 baaika rahaychya mag te City palace madhe shift zaalya, kon tari raja gela tevha city madhe tevha. Jaipur chi sthapna keli tevha 250 varshya purvi.

Pan ek aahe ki architecture uttam aahe, sagla Indian lokanni kelela. Koriv kaam chaan kelela, rekhiv, AC chi idea pan surekh, baajuchya gadavar sainikancha killa aahe, watch tower aahe, saglya dongravar bhint aahe, artificial lake aahe, water recycling chi soy, pausa paani store karaychi soy tyaa kaali pan keli aahe.

Eka Rajasthani Hotelat mast jevalo rajasthani thaali, tyat nashibane Paneer nhavta aani rajma pan nnhavta, hee loka goshti nasavnyat patait aahet, disla dush nasva aani dya paneer, mala jar kuni paneer, rajma asa kahi dilan na tar me ata yudha karnar aahe, chaar mahine khaun pakloy aata.

City Palace madhe aatacha Raja rahto ajun, Jaipur sthapan kelyavar ithe aala raja, sagle shastra vagere aahet ikade, kashala thevle aahet kon jaane ladhla tar nahi kadhi, tyaat Polo aani billiards cha uniform aahe melyane ladhai nahi keli kadhi, nusta khella.

Saglyat mast mhanje Jantar Mantar, aadhi aamhi nusta firlo withought guide kahich nahi kalla, mag guide kela aani tyani mahiti dili kontya hi bhartiya la abhiman denaari hoti, tya kaali 1728 saali tyane akhi galaxy keli, mhanje astronomy, sun che positions, ghadyal baghitla tar time tallied 10 mintacha farak hota, karan Jaipur aaani Alhabad madhe jevdha farak aahe tevadha farak aahe. Tyat astronomy shiknya saathi akha globe kela aahe aani jee jee raas aste tya rashi cha to taara aahe to mhane tya rashi madhya baghi disto akaashat, akha globe 360 degrees madhe kela aahe, lokanna aat jaun notings saathi pan jaaga keli aahe, tya raja ne tyache scientist englan aani greece la pathavle aani notings aanle, pan surya che position, equator, vagere saglach, mhanje asa sangta nahi yenaar, jaun baghayla hava, ashe chaar aahet Bhartat pan complete zaalele he ekach aahe.

Mhanje apan architecture madhe aani maths aani astronomy madhe great hoto, pan tikavla naahi kahich, loka tikade pan thunktat, aamhi guide kela hota te aikayla loka ube rahayche, mannerless, fukat cha sagla hava asta, Mysore Palace na Pranaline sangitla shevti ki aamhi paishe deun haa guide kela aahe, tumhi please asa ubharun aiku naka (fuktat), tar to mulga aamhala mhanto che me nusta ubha aahe tumhich ithe yeun boltay kay bolnar?, neerlajja panachi height. Baaher aalo jantar mantarchya tevha ek baai mhanlai, kya itna acha hai, kuch samjha hi nahi, mag dya paise aani kara guide…

Ek baghitla ki foreigners jast hote, kahi guide tar Italian, French aani japanese bolat hote (bagha mala pan kalla), hawa mahal la me vicharla aamhya guide la ki french ka, to mhanal nai Italian aani bajula spanish, tyala vicharal kiti bhasha yetat, tar mahnala bahutek bhasha thodya faar yetatach fluency saha madhe aahe J.

Shevatcha palla hota Hawa mahal, pan gammat mhanje jasa dista Fotot tasa nahi, to guide mhanala ki tee ahe maagchi baaju, hee atli aahe tee pudhachi. Nau inchi bhint aahe, ranyan na parade baghayla, tya kaali padada nashin asaychya baika, karan mughal influence, tya divashi pahilyanda tikadlya mansane kabul kela ki moghulancha prabhav mhanun he parda nashin, karan mughal kayam asnarach tar tyani ankhi baika palun neu naye mhanun baikanna zakaycha prabandh, hya hawa mahal madhun eka chor rastyane thet city palace paryant jaaila rasta aahe, mhanje actually third floor la aahe, mag kuni baghu naye mhanun hya baika tya maragane jaicha, tyana ek wheel chair pan hoti, karan tya 10 daagien ghalun firaychya, mag chalnar kashya? Mhanun wheel chair daashya khechaychya, mhanun hawa mahal aani Amer fort madhe payra na karta ramp aahe.Hawa mahal la 365 khidkya aahet, ranya 12 hotya, pat ranya aanek, tya Rajala mhane 365 baaika karaychya hotya, mhanje kasala vilasi Raja bagha.

Mhanje Mughal kayam asayche tithe mhanun Ranya parda nashi thevaychya aani Raja maja karaycha, tyanche gurads pan hizade asayache mhane, tya hawa mahal madhe fakt raja allowed hota baaki kunihi naahi. Sawai Madho singh tar mhane 7 foot unch 4 foot adwa aani 250 kilo vajnacha hota……tar ya hawa mahal cha asa aahe ki tya fakt khidjya aahet, teeen majli, pan construction mast aani uttam architecture, 400 varsha nantar pan shaabut aahe mhanje bagha.

Ek gammat mhanje ikade bike var kiman teen loka basun firtat, janu niyamach aahe mhana na

Yetana parat paus laaglach, maazya barobarcha mulga foto kadhat hota, yetana mala mhanala ki hya lokanna abhimanane sangnya sarkha kahich nahiye na, nusta aiyash raja aani tyache bedrooms aani ranya aani sharan gelela mughlana, ek tar Rana Pratap mag thet Punjab madhe kuni Hero nahich, delhi var mugal hote (atahi rajya aapla kuthe mhana?) mhanje adhe madhe kuni nahich shoor veer gatha nahich.....

Gajraula, Haridwar Rishikesh.

Gajraula, Haridwar Rishikesh. January 2007

Me halli bhaiyya lokan madhe faar firto, gelya mahinyat Gajraula namak eka gaavat gelo hoto, delhi paasun 150 km asel, vaatet noida pan laagla lambun dakhavla driver ne, thik thakach vaatla mala. Rasta changla hota 100 km mag ekdum aaplya mumbai saarkha, kharab kaam challay khaddevagere mast. Mumbai aani ithe khup kahi sammya aahe, ek tar raste aani dusre mhanje loka, aaplyala mumbaichya baher aalo asa vattatach nahi, same to same loka, driver pan bhaiyye, fakt best buses nahit aani trains nahit, tashich open gatara vagere. Me tasa thoda bharat firloy pan mala asa vatta ki aaplyakdle raste saglyat jast kharab aahet, bangalore la astana pan jawal pass che areas pahile, mhanje 150 -25o km areatale, pan raste tasech chan hote state highway pan changla hota, Gokak la rasta faarach vaait ahe pan to disputed area aahe. Gurgaonla, Delhi la pan raste changle aahet, gujrat la tar chanach aahet. Me ashtavnayak pan donda kelay, pan raste nahit evdhe changle.

Hotel madhe pochlo aani jara dachakloch, swachetacha aani hyancha faar door door parant sambandh nahi he apan ikade baghtoch, towel kharab chadri kharab toilet pan thik thakach hota, thandi pan khoop hoto, jewayla maagitla tar tyane mala list sangitli, paner hyav aani paneer tyav, ikade loka apan jasa meeth taakto na saglyat tasa paneer taaktat. Next day sakali training hoti factory madhe yetana driver dakhavli hoti factory, chaangli hoti mothi.

Chemical factory hoti, mothi ekdum teen chaar kilometre pasarleli. mobile tyaane baherach theun ghetla, safety reasons saathi. Factory chaan aahe mothi, pan aat sagla aswachach hota, training room pan tasach aani toilet tar ekdum deadly aani saglyat dangerous hota te canteen, thoda vadhavat hote, mhanun tyaat cement aani pani pan hota aani reti pan, jewalo roj tasach raatri pan deadly. Training madhe ek marathi aani ek gujrati manus hota, nantar kalla ki tithe jawal pass 100 marathi mansa hoti, sahi jawab tee loka ikade yetat aani apan tikade jaato, pan marathi maanus firtoy he pahun pan bara vaatla.

Don teen divsaane ek changla hotel aahe tikade he shodhun pan kadhla tyacah bhada 2 hazaar asa kalla (maazya hotelcha 400 hota), pan mag me tikadlya coordinator la sangitla ki me hoto shift tumhi mag fees madhe adjust kara. Ascharya mhanje te navin hotel ekdum posh hota aani tariff pan 1200 hota, pan ekdum sahi wooden floor, centralised ac don teen kapata khurchya fridge mast gaadi swacha towels, bara vaatla jewayla pan ekdum chaan hota(paneer hotach), self service type hota ek aani dusra sadha hota pan swacha hota, saha mahinya aadhich ughadlyacha kalla aani maazi room tar eka mahinya aadhi bandhun zaali hoti, mhanun ekdum chakachak. Tikadlya eka mantryacha aahe hotel nahitar kuni dusra asa nahi bandhu shaknar, ek bhau MP aani doosra MLA, daarucha dhanda aahe, Gokak la pan same aahe, khup paisa mhanun tyana parwadla asa Italian marble wala aani jaguar fitting wala hotel bandhayla.

Ek baghun bara vatta te mhanje rastyachi kaama aani flyover, NH24 aahe tikade tyala motha kartat, raste aale ki mag saglach yeta, tyat pragati hoti, mhanje mantri chor asala tari khali kunitari kaama karat aahe don nahi pan daha varshanee tari pragati hoil pan hoil he nakki, vishesh mhanje mobile ne jee krant keli ahe tee khup mothi aahe saglyankade mobile asto, agdi tapri waalyakade pan.







Ravivari me Haridwar aani Rishikesh la gelo gaadi karun, tikadlya don mulanna pan gheun gelo. ikade pan jatana ardha rasta changla hota aani ardha kharab hota, amcha driver chotelal, tond jaast aani gaadi kami chalvaycha halu halu badbad jast aani tyane saglya mahitya chukichya dilya. Jatana eka thikani chaha pan ghetla, chaan hota, to agaau hotel aayega to rukenge mhanla, sakaali saatala nighalo hoto aani chaha daha la kasa ghenar, mhantla thambav taprivar, chaha taprivarach ghyaycha, mala tar dhabyavar jevayla pan jaam awadta.

Pravas sakali suru karayla mast vatta, aaplyala mumbai sodaylach taas laagto mhanun pan aamhi saata la nighalo aani mast sheta baghat gelo, dhuka aani sheta, sarso chi zada, maka, ,uss, ekdum fresh vaatla. Haridwar la poche paryant 10 vaajle, to driver mhanla ki jaa ithech harikipaudi aahe, mhanje tikde loka anghol kartat mala adhich lokanni kapde gheun jaa mhanatla hota, tasach kela me, aadhi haat paay dhutle, vichaar karat hoto ki karavi ka anghol, swacha vatla paani, pravahpan jorat hota, panyacha veg khup hota tal pan disat hota, tevdhyat eka baine asthi kalash ulta kela paanyat, aani eka bhikari types mansa ne panyat udi maarli, mag kay maazi tyaa panyala haat lavaych himmat nahi zaali, apan vaat laavli aahe tya ganga maiyya chi, Ganga maiyya to dho deti hai sab asa mhanla mala ek maanus, are mhnaun kay tumhi sagli ghaan dun taakata ka kaay? Apla pyaycha paani aani WC madhe paani vegla asta na? kasli re gatara sarkhi vaparatat loka aani itke bhikaari hote, tari aamhi tar off peak season la gelo hoto, nahitar vaatach laagel nadichi, apan aaichya padrala tond pusta paay nahi, he aaplyala kadhi kalnar? Maiyya mhanaycha aani ghaan karaychi, hyanach MC mhantla pahije, mala mhanun ashya thikaani gelo ki faara tras hoto. Pan ganaga nadi diste chaan. Tikdun mag aamhi rishikesh la gelo . Mala Rishikesh jast awadla, karan ek tar tithe kuni anghol nhavta karat ani dusra mhanje dongar khup hote ajubajula aani te pan himalay, mhanje actually himalya nahi pan ranges of himalay, tikadun gangotri ani janmotri jawal hote about 200 km, pa himalaya jawal kahi jaga (aaani mansa ) aaplyala lagech awadtat, kivha awadat nahit, karaan nahi mahit mala pan asa hota khara, tyatla he ek asel pan mala faar awadla Hrishikesh, me kahi faar dev dev karnara manus nahi pan mala ekun tikade khup awadla dongar nadi thandi vedi vakde raste dewala kahi asel pan awadla mala aani te don teen taas faar kami vaatle, mag aamhi parat teee standard haridwar aani dewala baghitli, pan maa man ajun Hrishikesh madhe adakla.

Mala kharatar guide awdaycha nahi aadhi pan aamhi jecha Halebidu aani Belur baghitla tevha 200 rupye deun guide gele aani tevha mala kalla ki guide kiti mahatvaacha aahe te kaallla, changla guide kharatar, mhanun Hrishikesh la mala jevha ek guide mhanala guide chahiye tevha me ho mhantla pan tyaala bicharyala nahi aiknyachi saway asel sirf 25 rupya sir mhanla (me tyaala 35 dile hee gosht vegli mhana) ek tar mala haridwar kahich nahi kalla pan nakki kahi tari asel karan ugich loka tikade yet asnar, aso ..to guide mala gheun gela laxmanaa chya devlat jagat ekach deul aahe jikade laxman ektach aahe, khhup lokancha asach asta tyancha kartutva disun nahi yet eka mothya mansan barobar yetat mhanun, saglyat jast sacrifice khara tar urmila cha kahich dosh nastana navrya shivay 14 varsha rahili, (Rama baroar sita hoti laxman ektach…kuni hyavar ka nahi lihila kiti matured love story aahe) tar he lakshmana cha ektachya ekach deul, aani tikade sagla area laxman zula aahe nustya pulachya naaav laxman zula naai. Ravan vadh kelyavar tyala tapacharya karna bhaag hota, kaaram Ravan janmane brahman hota ani brahman vadh mhanje tyaa veli kay asel he vichaar kara mhanun tya chaar bhavani (Ram, laxman , shatrughna aani bharat sagla sangava laagta re baba) tikade tapshcharya keli, laxman jhoola mhanje jikade laxmana ne 212 varsha (baapre 212???) tapashcharya keli tyala laxman jhoola mhantat tasach chaarhi bhvanchi devla aahet pan 100-200 kkm antaravar aani dongrat aahet, mhanun aamhi fakt hech tikaan pahila, don chaar devla pan dakhavlin aakhala ya guide ne chaan ekdum shaant prasanna, aamhi mag boat riding la gelo chotya ride che 30 aani mothya ride che 200\- mhanje to to tumhala speed boat ne laamb geun jaato aani mag khaali anto down stream, pan me ektach ho mhanla, baakiche dogha nahi mhanle tyana tee boat ride vaatli thanyatlya zaabli sarkha, delhi me in kiya hai jaipur mein iya hai ???? nonsense Ganga maiyya mhnaun eke ek rupyacha nana taakla hota tya doghani Haridwarla aani khari ganag baghyala 150/- jast vaatle, mag me nusta tee boating keli standard madhe paani ghetla aani aalo. Tikade white water rafting pan hota fakt 400 rupyat. Shya mala kiti sagla karayaha aahe …….

Mag aamhi Haridwar la aalo aani ek unch deul baghitla 70/- rupye deun tya trolley madhe baslo, jaam faatli hoti maazi karan 100 metre free fal hota tya rope way la kahi zala asta tar, manus kiti negative vichaar karto he mala kaalla, sagle toch vichaar karat hote ki padlo tar kaay mhanun, tee mansa devi cha deul hota sagla business hota he vegla sangayla nako aso adhich mi nastik aslyacha mhanla jaata mhanun jaast charcha nako, pan deul khup unchavar aahe ganga khup laambun diste, kaa kunas thauk pan mala ganga nadi khup awadli Gajraua pan ahe ganga , pam ekdum 150 metre varun akha pravaha disla mala ugich abhimaan vaatla hya bhaiya lokaani ghan keli asli ganga tari abhimaan vaatla…ekda jaaun rahayla hava hrishikesh la …tikade mala khup sagle foriegners disle , kahi loka agdi mala ghalun hote kahi dhyan karat hote ek baai aani ek mugi tar punjabi dress aani kunku laun challe hote tikadi asti ganga tar tyane swacha tari thevli asti, asa ugich vaatun gela mala..ek gammat mhanje me gangecha paani bharun ghetla pan pyayla matra bisleri vikat ghetli…kevdha vishwas aahe mala bagha …kevdhi parody aahe bagha, maza thik aaahe me tar anghol nahi keli, pan ekunach apan baghun nahi piu shkanar paani hya lokancha kaay kaa pani mazya sarkhya lokan saathi hota? Parat yetana aamhi eka dhabyavar chaha ahini pakode khale aani mag andhar hot hota aani amhi parat chemical factory chya dishene vaatchal karat hoto, kaay
Gamat hoti (ata me philosophcal honaar….vaat aahe tmchi) karan me me sura ugavtaana pahila hota aani parat sandhyaklachi chi raatra hotana baghat hoto,mazya kade shbad nait, maazi marathi jaara lvaait aahe vyakta nahi karta yet sagla pan ekdum janma paasun vardjakya paryant sagla pahila tyaa divshi gangecha.
Hotella yeun swacha anghol keli aani jeun zoplo, pan ajun kahi tari rahilay asa vatttay, gaadi gheun ekda parat family la gheun jaaila hava nivant….

Gajraula la adhichta hotel madhe astana , tikade garden madhe lagna hota kunacha tari, tikade loka hya madhe khup kharcha kartat, aso aaplyla kay tyacha? Pan sangaycha mudda mhanje stage var kuni gayak mandali aanli hoti tya mulane Kumar sanu cha gana mhantla aani changla mhantla tyachya peksha, surel nakat na gata mhantla tari bicharyane nakkal karnyacha prayatna kela pan tari changla gayla, pan kamal keli te tya muline, “kajra re” mahntla agadi hubehub , don teenda mhanayla lavla lokaanii, me room madhunach aikat hto sagla, pan talented hote dogha, bichaare kuna bhiayyachya lgnat gana mhanayla lagt hota, artist lokancha haa problem asto chamakla tar ekdum chamkato nahitar agdich garib.

Ikade jugad navacha ek prakar aahe, mhanje tractor type ahe, pan hee bhaiyya loka bagha kay doka asta te, aapla water pump asto na ? tyala he loka gear box lavtat engine nahi nusta gear box juna aani chaar tyre lavtat aani ek junishi tractor chi body aani saman aani mansa tyatna gheun jaatat, eka litre maage 40 km vagere netat, mhanje kiti swast, RTO chi parwangi nahi tyaala, pan local firayla vapartat.

Delhi

Delhi 25th December 2006

Ab delhi door nahi mhnata mhanta, mee aaj delhi sar keli J, aaj me delhi firayla gelo hoto, kaal sandhyakalich tharavla, pan kuthe jauch hech kalena, kutub minaar baghitlay, te kahi aankhi Unch zala nasanar, lotus temple pan baghitla hota mhanun te out, shevti akshardham aani chandnani chowk delhi hart vagere tharavla, taxi keli aani firun aalo.

Akshardham solid aahe, posh chaan koriv kaam, khup kharch aahe, abjo rupye, chaan kaam kelay pan, prasanna aahe aani swacha, gujarti asun swacha aani ek bara mhanje khana aalowed nahi, fakt khaichya tikaani khana aahe, tyaa mule khup lokanchi niraasha zaali asel, mhnaje bagha ek gujrati kutum picnic la gelay chaan hirvi baag aahe, chaan talav aahe, swacha paani aahe aani khana nahi??? Arere, pan ekun shistit aahe sagla, aani fukat aahe securitypan tight aahe.

Entrance la pan motha daar, aat chaan deul aahe, te swaminarayn dev aahe, mothi murti vagere aahe chaan, te aha deul koralay sundar murtya vagere aahet, chatala pan koriv kaam kelay, tikade model chya poses madhe Ram Sita (withought Laxman, pahilyandah pahila), vishnu, lakshmi, shankar parvati, sagle ashe pose deun ubhe ata dev aahet mhanun me kahi lihit nahi jast, pan ashe vede vakdya pose madhe dev me pahilyandach pahile, hyanna kuni sangitla nasel ajun. Mag tya devlaat tya swaminarayn maharajanchi sagli story aahe, chitran sakat. Agdi mumbait aalyagat vaatla khup saare gujrati loka hoti ajubajula, mumbait gujratich jast distat marathi manus disato kuthe? me tikade dhokla pan khalla, mast, mhanje ikade jevan khaun kiti kantallo aahe te bagha, dhokla pan khalla.

Me mag lal killya paasi gelo, gaadi laamb park keli, me khara tar tikade mutton biryani khaila gelo hoto, jama masjid chya aat gelo aani tikade boot kadha lihila hota, me nahi kadhle, sagle deadly capla htya maaze jara mahagatle boot kuni chorle tar asa vaatla, kun manus pan nhavta, ekdum deadly asa hota, sagli ghaan aahe khali, meena bazaar aahe khali, mhnaje aapla mohamed aali road vagere aani bakri id jawal aalyamule sagle loka bakre vikat hote, mala te biryani cha hotel nahi sapadala, pan ashya thikani ghaanit me nasat jeu shaklo, lal killa band hota, somwarcha band asto asaychach nashib balwattar aahe na maza, mag tasach chalat aalo gaadi shodli aani mag jevayla gheun jaa mhanalo driver la, to yedzava mala eka baryapaiki hotel madhe gheun gela tyala pan bicharyala changlya hotel madhe jevaycha asel mhana, hya driver lokanchi mala daya yete , family lamb pagar teen hazar sutti nahi 24 taas kaam aani tyanche malak crore pati khup paishe waale paach gadya….

Jevan zaalyavar mag me gelo India gate var, te pan band asta nusta baghaycha baherna, eka arthi baray mhana, karan bajula garden madhe lokanni itaki ghan keli hoti, chaan lawan vagere aahe, tikade gharna kahan aaanun jevat hote, akhya hindustan la jar kuni jodun thevla asel tar te aswachatene ghaani ne beshistene, kuteh jaa loka ghaan karnarach, kaal tar eka maal chya baaher ek honda city madhe baslelya eka muline khali rikama packet taakla khanyacha, aani te pan agdi mall madhe driver ne gaadi aanli sagli family aat basli aani bastana tya muli ne haatat la packet khalli taakla madhech, shalet lee mulgi asel pan mothee zaalyavar tee hech karnar, maal madhe lagech tya house keeper ne uchalla kagad. Pan kuthe jaa apan ghaan kartoch, sagle monuments band karun thevayla have, baherna bagha aani kay ghan karyachi aahe tee baher kara. Baaki tasi delhi swach aaahe, mothe raste aahet, to india gate chya ajubachucha rasta mothach aahe aani sreemant loak rahtat, prithviraj road ekdum sahi bangle aahet, cinema saarkhe, pan raste ekun mothyale aahet, metro pan chan diste, ghara pan chaan mothi distat. Mag me Delhi I hart la, jyaana mahit nahi tyana sangto, Delhi Hart madhe saglya rajyanche handicrafts aahet aani saglya rajyancha khana aahe, aaj matra tikade railway station sarkhi gardi hoti, don taas time pass kela, MTDC chya stall var gardi hoti aani titkach gondhal, don da jaun parat aalo, shevti hattane gelo aani vada paav ghetla aani puran poli parcel ghetli, thik aahe kahi khas nahi poli la ugich puran laavlyagat kela aahe. Tya baila marathi mansanchi saway asnar, karam me marathit bollo tar tine lagech marathit uttar dila ascharya na dakhavta. Mala ashya thikaani kay ghyaycha hech kalat nahi, karan asa vatta ki he sagla mumbait milata ho, aaani ugich kahi annya peksha kahi na aanlela bara, tari firo don taas kahi miltay ka baghitla pan nahi milala kaich, fakt MTDC stall paashi marathi aikayla milala mala te pan bara vaatla.

Gurgaon

Gurgaon November 2007

Navnavin sharan paiki ek he shahr Gurgaon (hindit good gaon mhantat), chaan aahe mothe raste, mothe malls( ikadchi loka hyacha uchhar maaal asa kartat, mala ikadla manager mhanala pan, idhar acha maaal hai…..) mothay gaadya mothi ghara, pan gallya matra gajbajlelaya traffic jaam gallit hoto, kay gammat aahe. Shisht matra ajibat nahi, tee fakt mumbait, halli nahi rahili mahna tevdhi, pan iteh ajibaat nahi traffic sense nahi kahi nahi. Industries khup aahet ithe maruti ahe , Hero honda aahe aani tyach barobar tyanchyawar awalambun chote karkhane aahet, software aahe Oracle polaris HP saglyaat motha call centre GE cha aahe, Ranbaxy ahe Reckit and bannister aahe. Firtichya nokri mule halli mala jara navin navin shahra baghayla miltat, Gurgao tasa changlay, ek asa ki ikade variety of industries aahe, tya mule mala tari future khup bright watla ikadla, (are ho ek sangaycha mhanje Mallika sheravat pan Haryanachich ticha pan bright aahe future) lokan kade khup paisa aahe asa vatta mhanje dista, pavala ganik mothyale malls, sage bharlele loka khardei pan kartat, Big bazaar ahe teen majli, mala tya kishore Biyani baddal khup adar aahe, sagli kade big bazaar aahe aani sagli kade khup gardi aste, Bangalore la pan solid gardi, mumbait tar vicharu naka aani atta ikade pan gardi ne bharlela dukan. Aadhi gurgaon mhanje ek gaav hota mhanala ek driver mala mhanje jikade maza hotel aahe te DLF phase II madhe, teen char choti choti gava hoti aat main gurgaon laamb aahe he new gurgaon aahe mokla rasta mokla gaav hota aata ikadech mothay imarti aani hotel aahet aani maals aahet.

Me aalo tevha sweater nhavta aanla, visarlo tevha, nightana sagle mhanale ki vaat aahe thandi aste solid, ajun tari nahi pahili thandi evdhi, aaj paaus padla mhana aata thandi vaadhel asa vattay, pan tari pankha launach zoptoy, mala tya shivay zop nahi yet England la TV laun zopaycho, awaaz hava na kasla tari mhanun. Tasa ikade awaz aahe, loka ugich horn maartat, karan nastana pudhe jaycha prayatna kartat, patience nahi, ashya velela mumbai khup vegli vaatte aani ikade bhaiyya lokancha traas nahi hot , saglech bhaiyye, aaplach traas hya lokanna. Pan ikade bhaiyye kami jat lokach aahet. Drivers bahutek karun Rajasthani aahe.

Gurgaon te delhi airport sadharan 20 km antaravar aahe mhanje delhi sarkhach, ek suburb mhanuya havatar. Station mala vatta delhi, gurgaon la station nasava, karan me traincha awaaz nahi aiklay ajun disli pan nahi mala. Ikade pan metro yenaar mhantat, aali tar changlach hoil mhana, dhool aani pollution kami hoil, khup aahe ikade pollution.
Ikadchi ghara pan faar mothi aahet, don don majli ghara ekach family baaher don tari gaadya distat, aani tya pan mothya maruti 800 kami dislya esteem jast aani Honda city khup dislya, mhanje ekun shehar khup sreemant aahe he janavta, me jya officemadhe jaato tikade pan teen honda city aahet, tyaat ek tyancya malkachi accord pan aahe, teen chaar esteem don 800 alto aani baaki santro aani wagon R vagere, mal hya lokancha faar heva vaato traffic jaam houn sudha ardhya taasat ghari , faar tar 40 mint mhanje ghari khup vel pravasaat kami, sagle tagde loka aahet, mast khaat pit astat, aani pravas nahi. Gurgaon cha ek baray mhanje muli vagerepan barya aahet, bangalore peksha pan, Gokak la tar muli nhavtyach ajibaat. Pan madrasi mulin peksha hya changlyach astat hyat kahich vaad nahi, pan nuksaan mhanje south madhe apan jara gore aani unch vaatato ikade kaale aani butke vaatto itkach. Mala asa vaatat asel pan ikade purush ashe baikann kade baghat basatat bindhast vaakun, ekdum cheap, kaal eka gaadit ek mulgi cigarete odhat hoti tar pratek mansa ne tichya kade baghitla vaakun, samorcha gaadilyane pan aani kahi tari hasat badbadle, me baghitla karan me eka mall pashi ubha hota aani mala jara lokanna nirkhayla awadata, aaplya kade loka evdha nahi baghnar, banglore la pan nahi baghat loaka khara tar ikade asa nako karayla lokannee karan generally pori barya aahet tari prateki kade evdha kay baghaycha? Shakti kappor types, aso haa ithalaya lokacha thai swabhaw purushartha dakhvaycha, tya vedya Ram jethmalani mhantla na tasa ki manu sharma chya mardangi la tine daaru na deun divachla, asa attitude vaatla mala, barobar nasel hi kadachit, pan vaatla.

Me hotel madhe rahto te ek guest house type aahe, gharala convert vagere kela asel, mothya kholya aahet mast don cots sofa table motha tub vaala baathroom chaan aispais, pan ek major problem mhanje light cha. ata guest house madhe generator aahe mhana tasa, pan daha mintane chaalu karatat karan te gachivar aahe, mumbait light jaat mhanalo tar tyana naval vaatla (me mumbai mhanlao Thanyaat jaatat). Pan he sukh mala vatta fakt mumbaitach. Ikadli aankhi ek gosht mhanje cycle rickshaw to maanus bichara odhto me pan baslo ek don da jawalach jaaila agdi kilometre antar, tyaala mhantla kiti deu baba daha barobar na lagech ho mhanla jaasst hote ka konas thauk pan me tyaala 20 pan dile aste tyane magitle aste tar doosra kahich bolena kya saab itna najdik ka kitna bhi do daha dile aani vicharla kami aahet ka tar jast aahe mhanala. Ikade saglech bastat tyaat karan doosra kahi nahich na ikade sadhya rikshaw taxi nahit.




Ne maja see ne parat marubhumi la, he gaaana(gaana?) lahan pana pasun awadta, hyacha kharatar shreya Panditjinna, kalayla laagla tevha angavar kata yayacha, ajun hee yeto 100 vela aikun hee yeto, pan aaj zee var cha karyakram bagtana mala tya ganyacha achanak ek vegla arth gamla, me kahi swatatryasainik nahi, (me swarthi aahe) mala asa vaatla ke ho kharach “nemajasee ne parat mumbaila”, sawarkar khara tar ekte hote eka kholi kiti bhayan, apam kiti choti aahot hyacha kadhitari parat pratyay yeto.

Kahi vakyancha arth aplyaala khup velane kaltat, maza vachan thik aahe, aamchya gharatach sagle ekun vaachtat, pan ek vakya dada nehmi mhantat, “What you become out of the experience is more important than what you get out of it”, mala pan hyaa nokri mule kay miltay hya peksha me kay hotoy hyaacha jasta anubhav aala. Mala mansa awadtat, khup awadtat, chaar loka asli sobat kee mala faar awadtat, mala tar ek hotel ughdaychay, mala chaar lokanna jevayla ghalayla faar awadta, kuni yenaar asel tar me kahi goshti karaycha praytna karto, ikade pan mala khup mansa bhetaet, tikade karnatakat vegli mansa ikade jaat loka. Ikade khup derivers rajasthan chi aahte, karan 100 ek km var rajasthan aahe, tyaa mule tee loak bhettat, navin pradesh navin mansa mast, pan aaplyala mansan paasun dooor jaava lagtay, hyacha jara traas hota , pan pudhe hyacha upyog nakkich hoil.

Ikade thandi vaadhli aahe, mhnaje divas bhar sweater ghaalun basto office madhe pan, raatri pankha lavta yet nahi, tari hee survaat ahe asa mhantat loka ikadli. Halli vel nahi mala mhanun, ravivaari pan kaam asta mhanje me jaato, tari 15 divsa parvi me pan picture baghitla, chaan mast maal aahe tikade, 5 ek malls ahet 100 metre madhe, tyaatla ek khup chaan aahe, mumbai peksha posh aahet kahi malls. Me lihilay ka aathvat nahi pan ikade haldiram che hotels aahet, me khalli idli haldiram amdhe 30 rupyaachi aani 15 cha chaha.jara vegla vaatla rojchay paneer peksha, ek gammat mhanje kaal mala jevnaat office madhe chinese magavla hota, fried rice aani manchurian, tar tya chine rice madhe pan paneer, aata bola?

Ikade lokan kade chikkar paisa aahe, loka kahitari ghet astat, me teen pustaka ghetli ikade, maza generally kharch haach asto, bangalore la pan ashich pustak ghetli aani ho barbya gheto Rujuta karta J, ikade ajun nahi ghetlli barbie. Pan mala kuthe gela kahi ghyayla nahi awadat(khaila tar nahich) nusta firayla aani lokanshi bolayla awadta. Aamcha hotel aahe to malak solid sreemant aahe asa mala kalla , driver kadun mala sodayla aani anayla gaadi keli aahe tya kadun, potyaatun paise aanto to maanus, don skoda corolla aani don aacord plus hyaa chaar paach gaady aahhet aamhala aanyla pochvayla tyaa niraalya, pan pagaar 3500/- hyaa lokanna, vel pan nahi, 24 taas kaam, hyaa peksha aapan jara bara asa vaatata, karan hyaancha gaav pan laamb aahe.

Hee ithali loka chaila aaplyapeksha hushar aahet, saglya jagat jast bawlat mhanje mumbaikar.





Lahan Pani Ek picture baghitla hota “ek chaddar maili si” mala rishi kapoor awadto, mhanun nantar mothe ekda TV var parat baghitla, tyat tyaane Hema malini cha naura marto mhanun dhakta deera barobar ticha lagan laun detat asa dakhavla hota, mala naval vaatla hota, hunda vagere baghun pan mala khara nhavta vatat, pan ikade sagla hota ajun. Tya divashi kay zaala me yet hoto office madhun, hotel chi gaadi aahe anayla vagere, tya drivers shi bolat hoto, vay 28-29, shaadi ko dus saal hua mhanala, ek bhau police madhe aahe, ek arm madhe doctor, ek lhan bhau engineering shikatoy, siachen la hota doctor bhau, siachen mhanje jikade -35 vagere asat temp te, don mahinya peksha jast rahila ki manus veda hoto karan blood supply nahi hot mendu paryant rakt pan gothun jaata, goggle padala ki manus andhala hoto, karan baaher cha temp -35 celcius aani apala body temp 97 farenheit, mhanje tari mala vatta 40 pannas asel na? mhnaje garam tavyavar barfa asa samjha, he mala amchya junya office madhe eka retired brigadier ne sangitla hota. Tar tyacha (driver cha) bhau delhi la badli zaali mhanun yet hota aani gaadi darit padun mela, khali kashmir la aalyavar. Kasa asata bagha rahila asata ankhi ek atahvda tari kahi nasat zaala, pan vel aali kay? Tar haa driver mala hee baatmi agdi aaramat sangat hota, feer meri bhabhi ne kaha ke mein ye ghar nahi chodke jaongi, yaha hee rahungi, mag asa kasa thevnaar ghari, mhanun hyachya shi lagan karun dila….. mhanje kaal paryant jee vahini tee aaj baiko. Apan hya paasun faar dur rahto, vicharanne pan, eka arthi he solution pan changlay, ugich sati kivha asach rahanyapeksha he bara aani baai ekti rahana mhanje vaat. Ikade loka 18 zaala ki lagna kartat, mhanje tee mulgi pan 19 - 20 chi asel, akkha ayushya asach ghalavnya peksha mahitichya gharat rahanayat kay vaait ahe ha vichar asel, kuthe na kuthe tari aadhi pudharleli loka hotich, rajasthan la sati jaate mulgi, aani ikade haryana madhe he, ikadun rajasthan chi border 70 ek kilometere asel, pan vicharan madhe kiti farak aahe bagha?

Gurgaon madhe ek pan udupi hotel nahi, problem hoto karan sagalya food courts madhe 50 rupyala idli aani 70 la dosa aani to pan punjabi. Pan mumbai cha akarshan saglikade aahe, ikade pan mumbai special dukana aahet, kapdyachi khanyachi saglich. Kiti pragati keli tari mumbaicha akarshan kahi jaat nahi lokancha, yacha ek pramukh karan mhanje cinema.

He shahar tasa cosmo aahe, karan juna gurgaon DLF paasun laamb aahe ikade sagli baherun aaleli mansa aahet, sehwag pa ikade shift hoty asa kalla (jaun dagad maaraycha vichaar ahe gharavar). Marathi mansa nahit titaki, ekhada chukun disto marathi maanus, pan in general kamich disle mala. Ikade marathi hotel pan chalel asa vatta mala, hee loka slid khatat aani ajun chicken kolhapur, malvani fish nahi det kuni, mich taakto ek hotel ikade mast komdi vadyancha (adnaav kulkarni aahe mhantla) mast chalel, tikhat vagere khatat hee loka faar, faar tar kay paneer taakuya mashya madhe aani vikuya 200 la komdi vade (70 la dosa mag bichrya komdi ne kay ghoda maarlay?). ikade ek baray ki saglyanna hindi kalta, maza hindi hi titkasa vait nahiye(English asel thoda vaait), kivha halli halli sudharla asel, tyaa mule patkan lokanna kalat nahi me ikadla nahi te, aani mazya chehrya Var kay me guide aahe asa lihilay ka kunas thauk, bangalore mhana delhi mhana, gurgaon mhana loka malach thambun patta vichartat, mumbai la tar vichartatach, pan te bara vatta, ikade kay? Banaglore la jara vaait vataycha, maza rang badallay ka kay asa vataycha? Ek bara ikade loka hindit boltat, banaglore la tar direct kanadit, english cha vaapar kami aahe hindi jast aahe asa vatta, malls madhe boltat loka engraji pan ervi nahi.

Aamchya hotel madhe tar ek bihari, ek himachal, ek gadwal, ek bengali, don nepali teen rajashani mansa aahet, akha bharat saglyan kadan goshti aikayla maja yete, eka manager ne vicharal ki sir aapa kahin gaye hai kya parava , mhantla faar nahi england la gelo tar tyala ekdum maazya baddal adar vaatla, ka adar vatava he nahi kalla, aap normal baat karat hai mhanal mhantala ae baba don mahine hoto me fakt. Foren cha attraction asat pan lokanna maza aata bhav vaadhlay, aadhi sangitla asat tar bara zaala sat asa vaattay mala. Pehle kyun nahi bola mala mhanala, mhantla mag tu maza jevan fukat dila asatas? Hasla nahi sir batana chahiye. Mhantala leka tikade kama kartat loka chikkar tumchya sarkha aaram nahi karat, tyala pan jaicha baaher paishe kamvayla, mhantla jaa pan kaam karaychi tayyari thev. Ikade alashi loka aahet, mumbaikar sodlyas saglech aalshi aahet, pan ikade paisa jaam kamvtat loka, kasa te mahit nahi, pan gaadya aahet saglyankade, ajun tee govt tendency aahe, chapras vagere.

Are ho ek visarloch, ikade mast hot dog milato, chicken aani mutton mhana pork aani beef nahi, pan mala awadtoch hotdog aaplya ikade pan kadhayla haava ek dukan tasa, mall madhe chalel mast, jain hot dog pan thevaycha, kela dyyacha shijaun (hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha), mala solid awadla mazach vinod.

Gokak

Gokak 10 September 2006

Maza karnatak kahi sutat nahi asa vattay, Bangalore hoon aalo aani parat 10 divsane Gokak namka eka gavat mala pathavla, Belgaum jilha, Gokak falls prasidha aahe(bahutek fakt Karnataka asel) aamchya office chya samorach aahet falls, me August madhe aalo tevha mumbait khup paus hota,(he vakya mhanje mumbait che raste kharab hote hya sarkha aahe), ithe hi hota tya mule falls madhe paani hota dhabdhaba pan motha hota, pan varun baghayla milala, dhab dhaba khalun baghayla hava nahi ka? Me Niagara nahi baghitlay, mhanje asa prateksha nahi, aprateksha pane anek vela, pahilyanda pahila Superman madhe , 1984 vagere asel, super man part 3 vatta, Eros la, tya nantar net var mails madhe khup lokanchya tondun asa asankhya vela, tar hya nigara pekshya 20% asel, pan awaza chan yeto, asa to zara mhanje actually idkal dharan aahe tyache chaar darwaaze sodle asle ki mag asa pravaha hoto to prava aani amchya office te guest house cha rasta parallel aahe, tyacha awaz yeto panyacha, ata thamblay pan jevha paus aani paani hota tevha andharat to awaaz yaycha, wahata paani, sundar pan bhitidayak ka suspense asaa, sundar goshti sundar astat karan tyaat kahi tari dadla asta, ek mysterious kahitari asta. Tar haa dhabdhaba haa asaa awaaz karto chaan karto , eka thikani gelo ki panyache tushar hee udtat angavar, apan ajun ekhadya karanja jawal gelo ki thode tushaar angavar ghetto ithe tar akha dhabdhaba, mhanje jar haach dhabdhaba khalun baghitla asat tar kay mast vaatla asata? Dudh sagar navacha dhabdhaba lagaycha aadhi train ne jaatana aamhi ekda gelo hoto tevha train pan thambavli hoti mast khalun dhabdhaba baghayla milala, haa tar tasa motha aahe mhnaje aankhi mast vaatla asta. Tya zarya madhe ek bridge pan aahe, lomta britishers ne bandhlela ajun neet aahe.

Hee factory jee ahe Gokak mills chi tee purvi 1887 saali Britishers ne bandhli hoti, turungatlya lokann kadun kaama karun ghyache, aani tya dhabdhabyatlya panya ne tee factory chalvayche, mhanje kasa bagha, aata dhabdhaba jorat padtoy, ek 70-80 foot asel, tar tyachyat ek wheel asaycha mhane tya wheel la ek dorkhand bandhlela aani dhabdhab padla ki mag te chaak firaycha aani mag tee dori firaychi aani tya dorichya doosrya tokala aani ek wheel mhanje he wheel firaycha ki tyala jodlela machines aani asa karat tee sahli firaychi, amazing aahe sagla, mhanje sagla fukat, ikadun kaapus fukat, labour fukat, aani to dora banuan England la pathaun tyacha kapad karun akhya jagala purvayche, kaapusa kasa gheun jaanar mahnun yarn nyyayche, mala raag asal tari hya goshti ch faar kautuk vatta, kay doka bagha, mhanun evdhi pragati, developed aani developing nations madhla farak mhanje fakt attitude, lokancha attitude, population vagere sagla saala khotay, attitude, aapla thoda attitude palvaat kadhnyat jast asto, niyam modnyaat dhanyata manto, aso to vishar ikade nako. Tar tya britishers ne bandhlelee ashi hee factory, “Forbes” group donteenshe varsha juna , mag ata Shapoorji palonji kade aahe adhi tata kade hoti, (Tata waalyancha attitude aahe saglyancha, sarkari, ekdum Government types..te nanata sawistar mala asa lihayla hurup yeto) Academic interest saathi Shapoorji Palonji kade Tata sons che saglyat jast shares aahet, mhanje they hold the highest individual holder of shares in Tata Sons which controls the whole of tata group, manta aanla tar te Tata group gheu shaktil, Board var tyancha nominee aahe, te asa karnar nahi mhana karan tya Shapoorji la limelight nahi awadat, He is among the fifth ka sixth richest Indian, he mala aadhi pasun mahit hota (NCPA tyanech bandhlay, mala ekda NCPA madhe stage var kaam karaycha aahe asa me ekda lihila hota, mhanje te asa connection aahe, aani tyach building madhe ek flat 64000 per square foot ne gela hota).

Tar Tata ne hee company ghetli asel kadhitari enrajan kadun , (Rajeev dixit cha awadta manus, Nerhru chya kalat te License raj hota tya madh eTata aani Birla ne khup fayde karun ghetle tyatla haa prakar, Rajeev la sangu naka mala tya dhabdhabyat taakel Nehru awadta manus mhantla tar) tar ashya hya companyt aamhi baan implement karaycha prayatna kartoy, mhanje kelay khara tar, fakt hya sarkari mansanna ajun swatavar vishwas nahiye, mahnun sarkha teku laagto aahe. Hee loka sarkari aahet he mhanun mhanalo, ajun confidence yet nahi teen varsha houn baan laun, mhanje vinod aahe, hyaat sarkari kaam kartat te pan asel, ghara dili aahet furnished aahet ghara, sagl aahe ikade club house, shala , ajunabula asa kahich nahi 100 Km var belgaum aani 100 km var kolhapur baaki kahi nahi, pan arramacha ayuashya, mag ugich risk kon gheil, mast jevayla ghari jaata aplya baika poranna sarkha bhetatt, (amhi nahi bhetu shakat he dukha jastL), pagar pan sadharan aahet, pan savings 100 takke kahich kharcha nahi, aaplyala nahi jamnaar mhana asa karayla.

Tar hya hya puritan gavat aani puaratn vaastu madhe aamhi ek adhunik Soft Ware takaycha prayatna karto aahot. Karnatakat saglech tumhala sir mhantat, Bangalore , Mysore aai ikade pan, sir sir mhanun sira sir gala kapat astil mhana, pan bara vaata saaheb aani uncle (mala halli khup jana uncle mhantat ho, kay tari bagha aani ikade mala ajun asa vatta ki pratek mulgi mazya kade baghte) peksha he bara, tar aadhich sagla engrajalllela ikade aani parat he sir sir pana, mhanje kay vichaaru naka, tari kahi vela halkat panacha anibhav aala mhana pan to kay kuthe hi yeu shakto, tyala kahi nahi. Pan mala vaatla titaki kahi heel loka vaait nahit, bangalore la pan itka kahi vaait nahi ala anubhav, maza owner pan reddy hota mhanje Telgu ( lahan pani shee ghan kahitari asa mhanun hasaycho , tyachi parat fed mhanun hyach Telgu mansa ne changle tichun paishe ghetle, kontya goshti aaplyala parat parat firun bhetil hyacha nem nahi)pan to pan tasa changla hota deposit parat detana pan lagech dilen paishe aani ek asa zaala ki to pharmacy college madhe professor hota tyala sangitla ki Pranali pan dpharm aahe aani FDC madhe Pharamcy shikvaychi tar to ekdam gahivarla.(Adhi sangitla asata tar paishe tari kami karta aale aste mhana), pan tya nantar ankhi changla vagla to. Tar ashe mala changle anubhav aale , mala madras (me madrasach mhannar B$%$ sagle Bombay mhantat) itka nahi awadla (personal opinion), tya peksha mala Trichy awadla, mhnaje “they make u feel unwanted in Madras” asa mala eka bangalore madhe vadhlelya madrasi (sorry Tamil) mulene sangitla hota, mala kup patla, tya peksha Trichya madhe loka indi bolnyacha prayatna kartat aani nahi jamla ki hastat pan (deadly ekdum…………….. dat distat, ……….asa bolu naye khara, pan fact is fact ….kay?) pan madras madh echaila kayam chidlela chehra gheun loka firtat aani indi bolla ki aankhi chidtat, Salil mala ekda mhanla hota ki tyane tar ekda eka rickshaw walyachi aai mai kahli hoti (tyane hyachi hyachi madrasi madhun kaadhli) pan to mhanla kahhich kalat nhava to kay boltoy te mag hyanne ekdum surti(to mulcha surat cha aahe) cum mumbaiya shivya dilya, tevdhach manacha samadhan aaplyala.

Ikade aankhi ek mahnje Maharashta aani Karnataka border issue aahe Belgaum jilha aslyamule, tar ikade lokanna marathi yeta, mhanje kahi loka marathich aahet ikade, shikshan marathi medium madhe vagere zaala aahe.

England

Hi people,

Gelyavarshi me Englandla gelo hoto don mahinyan saathi, tevhachye kahi anubhav.Vel hoti November aani December mahinyachi, mhanje Winter season tikadla.

Sagar

ME ikade sukhrup pochlo, Birmingham airportvar kala kutra bhavta mala immigration walyane (mulgi hoti) kahi prashan vicharle aani bag ghetli aani aalo, konich nhavtao Taxi wala pan pakistani hota spasth punjabi bolat hota, Ikade sagla swacha ahe ha ek motha farak , thandi ahe khup 5-6 asel pan thand khup vattay,

Kaal Zuricj la uttarlo tevha 3 hota temp, aani tikadun choty vimanat baslo aani alo ikade, tikadun udtana dhaganwar gelo aani alps baghtile dhaganchya var itka sundar drishya me pahilyanda baghitla dhagan varti veglach sagla, janu dhag nasun paani ahe te aani ghara dongrachya mathshi.

chala udya officatun nivant lihito.


Mhanta mhanta me ithe yeun pochlo sudha, sahebachya deshat...loka ithe kashi rahatat??? mala nahi kalat, awaz nahi gardi nahi kahinahi, sag! le aple khali maan ghalun chalat astat, samor ala ki matra hastat aani guoodh mornin asa vager mhantat, bara vattata. Vimanat mazya shejari ek swiss manus basla hota, tyala mahne 7-8 bhasha yetat, tyatlya 3 swiss ... tyane mala ratra bhar kahi kahi goshti sangun pidla jaga hota to, aani jara me dole ughadle ki sangaycha kahi tari, solid TP hota aa! ni baryach gavcha paani pyaylela ....(aani barycah lokanna pajlelaa) saglyasnhi bolat hota aani mala kodi ghalaycha hi bhasah konti sang? ata mala kay dagad kalatay swish 1 ahe ka 2 tee...aso pravas bara zala ,Pan deshacha bhayankar Abiman sarkah TV var dakhwaycha he ahe swiss ashi amhi pragati keliy, aamhi itke great ahot as aclimate ahe vagere vagere apan generaaly asa nahi sangat Bharta baddal (far kahi ahe katasa sangayla?) Zurich la uttarlo tevha thandi hoti khup motha airport chalnya karat pan te escalator sarkhe hote pan agadi saglikade directions lihile hote vachta yet asel tar chukna shakyach nahi, airport chi mansa pan helpful hotey! , tikade pepsi chay stall var ek madrasi manus disla....aani check in counter var ek Rajiv mahnun manus hota, chaila apan saglikade ahot, tari manatun bara vatla ka kon jaane ugichach pahilyanda madrasi manus baghun haysa vaatla.Zurich te birmingham ek chota viman ahota agadi aplya BEST evdhach asel, hand baage pan tehvayla jaga nahvti,Viman udala aani baher baghun khup chan vatal sundar drishya sakali bagayla milala khup chana vatla, ek janavla ki he loka faar swacha ahet te, airport tasa junach vatla posh nahvata pan nitnetka aani swacha, mhanje konakonacha ghar kasa chota asat pan swacha khupach swacha, sagal shahar nit netka. Birmingham la utarlo tevha kaan band zaale hote dhagan mule asel aani viman pan chota hota tya mule, immigration waali mulgi prashana vicharat hoti te mala aikuch yet nhavata, pan jujbi prashan vicharle aani mag me bag ghetli aani baher alo, custome wale bahuetk sutti var astil , amachya vimanat sudha 5 mansa hoti mahna, taxi pakadli (Pakistani hota! ) aani alo.Hotel he ek junya gharat ahe 200 varsha (hee loka aplyasarkhich itihasat khup ramatat....tyane itihas pan ghadavla aani baddallay mhana) juna, khup gloomy aani andhara, bahercha rasata tasa shant ahe pan vahan ayet jaat asattat , signal padlya var loak appop thambatat konihi manus yet jaat nasel tari, hee sh! ist saglikadech disun yete. me ajun ek pan horn aiklela nahi...Don divas ved lagla nusta, hindun alo ikade tikde, kahi ghetla nahi ajun me pound 2 rupee conversion madhe haravlo...aaj alao office la, ikade yahoo nahi messenger nahi , shahrat kuteh hi cyber cafe pan nahit....kathin ahe maza.mala mail kelat tar accenture chay id varach kara me roj baghen ...kahi vishesh asel tar lihun kalavto....ajun tari mala hee jaga faar awadli nahi, thoda awaz pahije nahi ka??? (Church kasa shant asat aani apala deul kasa kayam sangitne bharlela asat tasa farak ahe).Sahebachya deshatun,Sagar

Mala ghanyala jumplay, mhanun vel nahi milat kahi lihayla, nantar sawdine lihin khup kahi ahe. Aaj ..atta ikade barfa padtoy, to me pahila mhanun patkan kaam thambaun lihitoy. aplyakde mhantaricha kapus udto mahitiye... kapusach asto to, lahan pani apan dhavaycho tyachya mage, ajun hi nakalat apan hatane udavtoch, tashya samja lakh bhar udalya mhataricha kapus tar kasa vatel tasa vattay ata baher baghitlyvar, me baher kahi nahi gelo, officatunach baghitla ...

Shukravari teen chya sumaras, office rikama hota iakde, aani somwari 10 nantar loka yayla lagtat, sagle aapaplya ghari jaatat, athavdabhar kaam aani Friday la weekend saathi ghari, London don taasavar ahe, chaar chi gaadi ghetli ki saha la ghari jaatat, sagal office 4 paryant rikama asta. ikadli local mansa astat. 5 paryant. Apan faar gaddha majoori karto asa mala ata patlay (adhi pan mahit hota ata shika mortab zalay) apan faar vayfal badbad karto hee loka fakt chaha pitana kivha jevayla jata na boltat (badbad nahi karat), aplayakade ugich chakatya pitaychi saway ahe lokanna ugich taas bhar asatat café madhe, ikade mudesud bolatta kaam kartat aani sandhyakali 5 l! a choo. Ashish roj raatri 12 paryant kaam karto (je loka ashish la olakhtat tyana kalla asel aani mahit pan asel ki to kay karto te ;) )aani Navroz 5.30 (saglyat jast kaam tyacha hoycha Baan madhe) ghari jaato, apan pan asach karayla hava, pravasa madhe jail mahna don teen tas te aso, aaplya hatat te nahi. Hyanchya kadun hee gosht matra shiknya sarkhi ahe. Practical pana jast emotional hot nahit. Football cha vishay nighala ki boltat mhana aani vayaskar mansa,( mhanje mazya saarkya vayache, chaila kay jaman aaala bagha me mala vayaskar mhantoy aso..) Cricket baddal bolatat pan te pan chaha pitana kivha yeta jaata match baghitli ka vagere, charcha nahi karat.Neil Cartwright, ha local manus ahe tya divashi sandhaykali 5 vajta (Shukravari) kon nahvta, to me aani ek don colleagues (Bhartahun aalele) hoto, chaha ghet ghet gappa challya hota, mag lagna zaalay ka vagere, Rujuta cha foto dakhavla me tyala, cute vagere mhanala, tyala pan don muli ahet, mala mahnala miss kartos ka mh! antla khup, aani ti, mhantala ho asel, tar mahnala tee miss karat asel ashi apan samjut karun gheu ya:-). Me mhantal me ahe ikade don chaar mahine ahe ata, tar tyane ascharya cum daya cum aadar cum raag asa kahi chehra kela mala lihita yet nahi, to mhanla me nahi rahu shakt mulin shivay....Homework vagere ghetto khelto shanivar, ravivar, masti karto ghoda ghoda khelto, mala khup bara vaatla (bharun aala khara tar) mala sansari Engraj kasa asto te pahaycha hota (don haat don pay don dole don kaan), laganala tyachya 10-12 varsha zaali ahet, mulin baddal agdi aplyaikadla baap bolel tasa bolat hota, amhi Baan madhe sagle thodya antarane baap zalo hoto tevha ashya gappa maraycho, ki kay karte mulgi ata vagere, 8 hazar mile antar ahe tari Baap tasach...mee American manus nahi pahiila ajun, pan saaheb mala sansarich vatala , agadi mulikade paach saha Barbie ahet tari tila navin Barbie kashi lagte sangat hota..naval vaatla gappa pan tyach, mhanje Neil chay aiwaji Neelkant shi boltoy asa ! vatayla lagta. Kay naati astat, antar kitihi asala aplya deshamadhe tari natich tashich ahet.

Aaj sakali hotel baher padlo tevha ek manus gaadichaya kacha saaf karat hota, mhanje foot patti gheun barf khardun kadhat hota, chala mahnej barf baghayla milala. Rastyat zadachi pana padli hoti aani tyavar barf hota mahnje sukleli pana kahlti padli hoti aani tyavar barf jamla hota, raste thode ole ahet aaj, barfa mule asel, ikade snow fall hoto mhanale loka tyachi vaat baghto.Ikade tondatun dhoor nighato bolla ki kevha khokla ki, lahan pani shalet jaicho tevha agadi kvachit December madhe thoda thand asala ki dhoor nighaycha mhanje asa amhi var baghun haaaa haaaa karaycho, tevha thoda thoda dhoor nighaycha, kadhi punyala gelo ki pan asa hoicha, khup maja vataychi, kalantaranne pahate uthana hi band zaala Mumbai garam zaali aani dhoor kadhaycha navinya gela , tyachi karan veglich ahet mhana, chatoor lokanna te kalla pan asel. Pan aaj sakali baher padlo aani bolla tari khup dhoor nighat hota, mala mag te khoolach lagla ugich haaaaa haaaa asa karun dhoor kadhat alao me akha rasta thode divas maja yeil mag saway hoil hya dhoorachi pan...


Khup lihaycha hota khara tar don divas, pan hotel madhe PC nahi, sahebachya hya gavat tar mahne cyber café nahich, Tshya aani aplyala itaki saway zaali ki kahi vicharu naka. > > Birmingham:> Amhala mhane Birmingham la flat denar ahet, mhanun amhi te baghayla gelo hoto. 20 ek mile ahe mhanla to mulga, gaadine 20 mint, station jawal ahe, pach ek minta astil office varun, Wolver Hampton tasa chota aani tasa motha shahr ahe , mhanje bagha ikade gaadya thambtat, aani London te Wolverhampton ashya gaadya ahet, junction sort of. Ticket denara manus, ekdum holywood cha hero vagere hota tie vagere ghatla hota. Tya mulanech (m! hanje amcha jo vaatdi hota tyane)tickete kadhli mag mala paishe dya mahnala, tyala bahutek andaj ala asel ki amhi chaar (Ek Orissa wala ahe, ek Jabalpur , ek madrasi aani me amrathi, mhanje jawal jawal purva paschim uttar dakshin fit, tya mule lokanni vicharla mahi kay khato ghari tar saglyanchi uttar vegli astat , mag fakt aamhi poli bhaji khato asa sangto.) loka tikade amchya pramane amchya bhashet ticketa magnar mhnaje udya pochnar. > > Platform var lift hoti, escalator tar ghara gharat ahet, swacha platform, gardi kami, aani tevdhayt ek chan disnari gaadi aaali , tar apan Virgin ne jau hee tevdhi changli naste asa mahnala amcha guide. Virgin mhanje ikadcha Tata ahe, sagla karto Phone, Super market, vimana tar ahetach media, music aani Trains sudha ikade Trains pvt company (Virgin) pan chalavtat (me Virgin cha malak Richard Branson cha pustak vachlay, tyat tyacha evdha dabdaba ahe te mahit nhavta, tyala pustak nahi lihita yet evdha nakki, dhanda changla karto mat! ra,) bhaltich posh train hoti, mhanje amchya swiss airways cha viman zak marel itaki posh, aali thambli aani parat London kade nighali, mala ajun khidki baher baghyala awadta., mhanun me dhavti ghara heervi zada chotee dukana ghara gaadya baghat bslo hoto. Gaadit Indian loka hoti 50% Birmingham aani Wolverhampton madhe khup Indians ahet. Gaadit khup loka charat hote, hee loka faar khadad, saarkhe khatat aani te pan bechav, , baaika tar baapre jaad jud astat, purush tari baryak paiki fit ahet. Ajun me hadkula manus kivha bai nahi pahili, sagle kashe bhariv kamgiri.> > Eksaarkhi ghara ek sarkhe baghiche, thoda boring vatta kahi vela nahi?. Gaadi fast hoti mhanun madhli choti station ghet nhavti, madhech eke thikani thambli, Dudley navachya station var, apla Naigon cha platform kevdha ahe tevdhach to platform, pan sahebakade shist faar, lok utartat aani mag khalchi chadtat, abe jaldi karo yaar garden men ghum raha hai kya? Ase sawal nahi., aani sagle line lavtat aani ! kuthe hi eka mage ek, Mumbait sahebane haa goon sodla ahe ata bahercya lokanni thoda ha niyam modit kadhlay mahana, pan apan pan generally linet ubhe rahto, paishe dyyala pan line lavtat aani pudhchya mansa pasun kima don feet lamb thambtat mhanje jo manus paise det asel kivha saman ghet asel tar tyane kay ghetle ahe he pahu naye ka disu naye mhanu asel, pan antar theun ubhe rahtat, don gaadya pan changla gaadi bhar antar theunach mage thambtat.> > Birmingham la aalo aani amhi direct eka shopping mall madhech baher padlo..mhanje aat ghuslo, baher padlo aani ekdum Andheri station chi athvan zaali, gardi hoti khup, pan feriwale nhavte , mhanje bagha kalpana kara ki Andheri station ekdum swacha zalay feriwala nahi bhikari nahi lok signal miala kich rasta olandaet aani ho visarloch me ..temperature 2 kivha 3 degree ahe> ...> .halli far swapnat rangto me. Aamhi rasta chuklo tikade aani feer feer firun shevti taxi keli aani station chya magchya bajula aalo tikade amcha apartment ahe mahanla. Baherun khup chan distay aat gela ki sangen, > ...> > > Potat gola ala mhantla ata apla train pravas kahi sutat nahi. Mala ata gardi achanak nakoshi vaatli, aani tyat sagle gorech, aplya lokanchi gardi nahi vatat, parke aale kee gardi hotey. Tikade Hareram hare Krishna waale basle hote> > > Nashib bagha, ata apan Mumbait khup paus baghitla, vikrami paus aani ata ithe alo tar ikade pan Vikrami Thandi, 50 varshat pahilyanda > ...> ..nashib kay asta te mala ata samjayla laglay, sata samudra palikade alo tari nashib pan ahech . Pannas varshan purvi Thames nadi barfane gothli hoti mhane, tya nanatar ata parat Freeze hoil asa mhantat. Gaadi cha pravas kahi sutat nahi amcha> ...> pan mala gaadi vager ekun awadte, mansa khup distat, nirniralya prakarchi ranganchi, deshachi. Gaadya pan vegveglya, Govt aani Virgin doghanchya veglya tyat pan expres pan veglya, rula aani dagada tevdhi saglikade saarkhi ahet.Mansa v! arun athavla ikade saglyanche uchhar vegle ahet, Accent ahe vegla pratek gavacha nantar lihin me atvan kara visarlo tar faar majeshir ahe.> > Ikade shopping centres 5 la band hotat, pune karane sahebache barech gun ghetle ahet, ghare dole aani ranga vyatirikt ;)( hee khun dola marne ashi ahe, jya lokanna mahit nahi tyanchya saathi he namud karun taakle), aamhi eka dukanat baghat astana to kala manus mahanla lavkar kara me dukan band kartoy, sakali 9 te 5.30 bas mag hee loka dukan band thevtat. Punekaransarkha saheb pan jara kutsitpane bolato, Sarcasticaly mhanto tasa mala tar kahi loka hassle tari asach bhas hoto. Dukanat lahan mula kayam baba gaadit astat, > "> Pram> "> , ikadde ek hi mul kadevar nahi baghitla me ajun. Agadi shant ahet sagli mula gap guman padli astat gaadit, thandi mule asel mhana. Koni mul radta nahi ki kahi nahi, ek mansane tar chakka kutryala bandhto tashi patti bandhli hoti mulachya hatala aani ek mul Pram madhe. Pan generally hee! loka saha kutumbach firtat, aani kiman don mula ahet saglyanna (mhanje ajun paryant me pahilee tee).> > Saheb khup lavkar jevto, mhanje 6.30 maximum, mhanunach hee loka dukan band kartat 5 vajta, kay khatat kunas thauk pan sarkhe charat astat . Aplyakadun khana kahi shikala nahi haa Engraj, nusta paav aani ukadlela mutton bass hya palikade hee loka kahi khat nahit. Lunch bahutek fakt fala kivha thand sandwich, evdha barf asla tari hee loka saglach thand khatat aani pitat paani pan barfa ghalun. Garam padarth ka khat nahit he kodach ahe mala.> > > > > > ta.ka:> > mala ajun te pennny cah hishobh kahi jamat nahi 1 penny pan loka ajun ghetat aani detat, 1.99 mhantla ki aplya Bata sarkha 1 paisa thevat nahit deun taktat, mazya khishat khup chillar jamli ahe pan kiti he mala nahi samajla..

Ek gosht sangaychi rahun geli, me muddamun mail lihito karan mag save karel konitari, pen paper kuthe shodhat basnar...Tya Zurich te Birmingham sundar pravasatun baher alo ,mhanje physically, manane kadhi nighen mahit nahi (me jaam pidnar ata tumhala sarkha he lihun, karan te drishya ata mazya dolyat ayusha bhar rahanar, dhag aani var ghara aani varti alps tyachya mathyavar thoda sa barf topi ghatlyagat...) aani taxi baghat hoto, kuni bhikari tras dyayla nahi kuni manus baga uchalato mhanun nahi, aao sab kidhar jaaneka asa vicharnara Rickshaw , taxi driver nahi....samor eka line madhe taxis ubhya hotya..swacha mothya ...aplyabhashet agadi posh ashya! gaadya, samorchya taxi driver ne kaach khali karun "MaY I help you sir, r u looking for a taxi", mhantla "yes", tar pudhe line madhe pahila taxi wala asel tyaala saang mhanala, shant pane ya basa line modli asa nahi...To taxi wala Punjabit mhanla "Kidhar jaayenge saahab", mhantla wolverhamptom, tikade board hota to dakahvalan mala aani mhanala ki 48 pound hotil mhnatla thik ahe baslo..junich taxi hoti..Moris Major saarkhi hoti, to kay kay bolat hota me hee thoda vicharat hoto, mag mhanlao ki chaan ahe sagla buidings museum, to mhanla "sab jagah se chije laai hai aur apna des aisa sundar banaya, "apne " des se loota aur yaha laya.. heere aur sona...aur kya kya..kuthetari pardeshi ek Pakistani aani me eka bajula ubha rahun "Aplya" deshatun hya lokanni ...asa mhanalo hoto, kay gamaat ahe bagha, ikade apan tee loka aple shatru mahnto aani deshachya baher pahila paul thevala aani toch aplya bajula ubha hota...pudhe kay kay anubhav yetaet te baghu...Sahebachay dedshatun ankhi ek ! anhubhav gheun...

24-11-2005:Ghamm ala mala kaal khup, temperature 1 aani -1 hya madhe kho kho karat hota tari mal aghaam ala, kasa ekdum suspense vatay na? Asa kahi nahi me iakde cricket khello, indoor stadium madhe, chota hota pan tyat saglach , basketball, cricket football choti jaga sagli kadun nets. Raatri 8.30 la kaam karat astana amcha ek senior manager aala aani cricket koni khelta ka mhanala amhi doghach hoto, me aani ek mitra(colleague, ajun nahi zalay mitra, India hoon ala ahe, mazya nantar..pan ajun mitra nahi zala.) hoto, mag khechun gheun mala, sports arena vagere ahe ikade, sagle khel. Amchi match lahanmulan barobar, mhanje sadharan college madhle astil, amchyat sag! lyat mich lahan asen , kivha mazya evdhe ankhi ek dogha astil pan baaki sagle mothe, practice kartana kalla ki bakiche kahi kahs khelat nahit, ek doghe bare ahet, pan 50 vagere vay, pan fit, shevti harlo mahna amhi pan maja aali.Te maidan chota sa ahe agdi basketball vagere peksha thoda motha, tikadech football cricket aani basketball khelatat, bajula sauna stem, gym, swimming pool, tennis saglach. Tyachay aat ek bar aani chota lahan restaurant pan khaila kahich nahi milat, chips vagere fakta miltat. Ratri pan gardi hoti tikade matches chalu hotya, amhi khello tee ek league match hoti asa mala nantar kalla.Ek sangaycha mahnje amchya officechya bajula ek football stadium ahe, tikade parva thandit ek match zaali aani khup loka aali hoti baghayla jawal jawal 10-15 hazar vagere mala vatla pan nahi ki hya jagecha population pan itka ahe mhanun. Chan ahe statdium motha prashast swacha( ata te sangayla nako pratek velela khara tar, pan aaplyala hich gosht rahun rahun janavte) aa! ni baher eka football patu cha putala pan ahe.

Amchya Bathroom madhe aani kitchen madhe(office madhe, ikade chotasa kitchen ahe chaha karayla aani coffe karayla, ajun chaha nahi milala manasarkha, saglikade tea bags ahet, tya mule bechav chaha. Swata cup ghya dhua chaha kara aani pya...pya kasla dhosa asa mhantla pahije )tissue paper kadhayla ek machine ahe, saglikade machine asa! tch, tyachya samor haat firvaycha, mhanje apan bagha koni tandri madhe basla asel tar tyachay tonda samorun haat firavto tasa haat firvaycha ki mag trrrrrrrrrrrrr asaaa awaza karun ek tissue paper baher padto, mala pahilyanda kallach nhavta tissue kasa ghyaycha te, me vaakun baghitla aani tissue odhaycha prayatna kela tari kahi nahi mag haatane daabla aani odhla tevha dhadadhad tiisue aale, actually roll asto to baaher alela bhag apan fadun ghayacha asto. Mag mala tee gammat kalli haat firavaychi...saaangu naka konala me don teen da ugich haat firaun sahebacha paper waste kela ;).Rasta cross karna mhanje motha majecha kaam asata, ikade loka horn nahi marat(saral angavarun gaadinetat ;)) signal milala tarach jaicha, rastyat konihi nasel aani ek gaadi nusti asel tari tee thambnarach. Cross kartana ek borad ahe tyala ek switch asato te apan dabaycha mag thodya velane hirva manus yeto aani apan jau shakto. Ugich ghai karnyat point nasto loka khup vegat jaatat aani tarihi thambtat. Don gadyan madhla antar agadi perfect konihi gaadila magun chikatun gadi lavat nahi, pudhcha lagech nahi halla tari horn marat nahi kivha lane cross karun jaat nahit.aani jaatana kya saala sota hai kya asa mhanaychi paali yet nahi Ajabach ahe saara, te magashi mhanalo te button agadi susthitit ahe ajun konich te modal nahiye, ekahi bhinti var ajun me chitra kadhlela pahila nahi, thukna tar nahich nahi. Ujvya bajune yenarya gaadyanna ikade pradhanya ahe, tya mule kitihi vegat asal manus tari to thambat nahi davikadla apop thambto. Amhi khaila jaato tee thodi khau gaali type ahe KFC subway, mcdonalds ahe tikade, pan konihi kachra nahi karat aple Indians pan . Kaal ek baai eka kutryala gheun challi hoti aani achanak KFC chya baher basili Kutryala paghrun ghalun , changli gubgubit motha jacket...mag lakshat ala ki tee bhikarin hoti...udaloch..kapde agadi changle kuutra major vatat hotat khaun piun, mhanje jar tee khali nasti basil tar mal akallach nasta...Loka! signal ka paltat te mala ek mula ne sangitla khupshya traffic lights madhe camere ahet aani nemki kontya he konlach mahit nahi jar signal todla tar te record hota aani mag dand.....mhanje shevti dhaak ahe mhanun shist ahe....pan loka tashi imandarit ubhi rahtat, ekdon da amhi vendhele pana karun rasta cross kela tevha gaadi vala lamabach thambla aani haatane jaa asa mhanala...aplyakade muddam angavar ghatli astee na gaadi?...nusta vichar ala evdhach,.

Me jevha hotelat aalo tevha ek mhatara manus hota , 60 asel tyanech mala kholi dakhavli, me chef ahe mahnala ajun manager nahi aala me dakhavto tuzi kholi, aani chukichya thikani gela adhi mag baghitlas mala kholya pan nahi mahit mahnaa hotelat kuthe ahe te, mag tyanich mazzi bag uchalli (28 kilo, hee vajanchi ek gammat zaali nightana mhanun muddamun namud kela ikade) patapat aani jina chadla. changla karto swaypak ek don da khalla me , ekda rice aani veg curry aani ekda kay hota dev jaane te khallay me. Thodya velane to manager aala Ken nav ahe tyacha, disayla asian vaatla mhanun sahaj vicharla tar Dubai cha ahe asa kalla. Changla ahe hushar ahe madat karto khup aamchi! saglya mahitya puravto hya lokanshi officat kasa vaga he pan sangto, apan ho mahnto saglyala ikade saral nahi jamat mahnun sangaycha ase salle pan detp nanatar mhanala ki me pan software madhe kaam kelay consultant hota mhanala, ektach rabto to swaypaki sodlas aani sakali breakfast saathi college shiknarya muli ahet, tevdhyach. Tyala mhantla kiti kaa kartos baba, tar mhanala ki mazach hotel ahe mhanun rabto me, udaloch me..to London school of economics cha graduate ahe, masters in Information Technology aani business analysis kela ahe mahnala, te pan 15 varsha purvi baryapaiki jag firlay, pan hotel disla aani ghetla vikat, parat don varshane yein mahnato industry madhe, aani he hotel chalvayla dein. (Hyacha emai id ghetlaay me. Mala ashya mansancha khup adar ahe, satat dhadpad, settle zala mahnun pensioner ayushay nahi jagaycha). Settle zala ayushyat mahnej panyat settle zalya sarkha asta gaal settle hoto panyat baaki sagla vahat asta.... Tyacha mhanna ikade aata kahi rahila nahi,! ata happening Asia ahe, Europe mhatara zaalay, Dubai la jain mhanto. Ekach khant tyala ahe, janma tikadcha shiskshan tikade, bhasha tashich bolto to mhanto me khup tax deto goryanpeksha pan jast, loka fon var mast boltat pan pratekashat kalla ki haa gora nahi ki mhane lagech vegal vagtat, aaplyala swikarat nahit mhanto ajun hee loka....khup gappisht ahe aani khup knowledge ahe tyachya kade, pan mhanto ithali loka hushar nastat evdhi, karan fakt ekach bhasaha yete aani tyana vatta akhya jagana engraji shikava.Tyacha mhanna eka arthibarobar ahe he loka ata vayask zaale ahet chaitanya nahi kasli ghai nahi , rastayat fatafat chaltat sagle rengalat nahi chalet, tee bahuda thandi chi kimaya asel, halu challa ki tahndi jast vajte, pan ekun sagla karun baghla ki kasa asto manus tasa ahe desh, tyanchya apeksha faar vegla ahet problems vegle aplyal aajun hyanche problems he problems astat he mahitach nahiye, aplyala khup kahi karaychay khup kahi ajun ajmavaycha ahe sidha karaychay, l! okanchi ghai gardi aste ...ikade saglach zalay karun mhanunsagle ashe eka reshet niyam badh saral ayushay jagatat kahi maja nahi mahnun ugich khun padtat asa vatta. Mhanje Lhan pani sachin batting karaycha bagha athva (ata athvun bagha Sachin kashi batting karayche te asa sangnyachi vel aali ahe) kivha halli Dhoni karto tasa mast bechut faar kahi niyam nahi palayche aani halli ata sachin kashi batting karto mojun mapun tasa, apan Dhoni saarkhi batting karto asa mala vatta nust mokat, aplyala chapel (Greg Chappel, Bharta cha coach) bhetayla hava changla mhanje apli energy kashi satkarmi lagel, hee loka kahi nahi aaplya pudhe ho me sangto na, manage kartat apan ajun karkunach nirman kartoy, pan halli karkunala pan ambition ahet, aapli buddhi apali jigar sagla aaplyala khup pudhe neu shakel, pan ek changla chapel havay evdhach...Ken mahnto tasa the Future is Asia...Dubait pan ata software park kadhnar ahet aani Indain lokanna (ankhi konla ghenar mahna) gheun tikadun software viknar tax free...ata bola.

Kaal amhi parat em match kello (aani harlo), ikade hee loka don professional mula ghetat, mhanje changlya paike khelnare, te mag shevti yeun baaji marun jaatat. Kaal ek manus hota 45-50 asel tyacha ek mulga 8-10 varshacha asel aani ek mulgi sadharan ekhad varshani mothi asel, tee pan khelli, to manus kay fit hota (maza ek dive marun catch pan ghetla). Engraj haa sansari ahe hyacha ankhi ek namuna, cricket pan pora balan sakat.Mala Birmingham chya flat chi chaavi milali aaj hatat, bahutek udya paravla jau amhi tikade. Mag navin flats navin jaga aani navin anubhav :-).London:Me ek camera vikat ghetla net varun, mhna! tla challo ahe London la tar fotos kadhu apan, digital ghetla net varun magavla. Ikade developing che 9 pound ahet (Rs.720/-) 28 photonche, bakiche kahitari mag 50p eka photoche (RS.40/-), tya peksha mhantla nustach envelope madhe ghalun pathavla Bhartat tari swast padel. Mhanun digital camera ghetla karan role pan 5-6 pound, mhanje hishobh lava (chala saglyanna kamala lavala ;) ) kiti hotel te ? mhanun aapla ek camera magavla, pan to aalach nahi shukravar paryant, me khup chidlo pan karnar kay tyanche kuthe numbers nahit, ikade internet nahi tee site ughadli ki kadhi tari ughadte tyat number nahi fon cha , mhanun mag emails haa ekach marg, are pan emails kon vachtay ka nahi te kasa kalaycha? Tension madhe hoto me shevti 5.30 la nighalo aani London la gelo, baakichya lokanna adhi dhadun dila. UK accenture chi party hoti mhanun amhala amantarn hota khara tar. Ek mulga hota mazya barobar, to ekda Londonla gela ahe tyachi bahin ahe tikade, tyane mala khup harvaycha prayatna kela p! an mazya kade nakashe (maps) hote, tya mule me nahi haravlo. Maza jara geographia changla ahe me sadharan pane disha jaga nahi visarat aani he maps mahnje class asat, to Google wala tar veda ahe thar, kay maps deto bhannat, fakt pincode takaycha ki zala, agdi galli bola dakhavato, London la khup gallya ahet, baakichya deshancha mala mahit nahi, ani kuthun kuthe jaicha asa vicharto ki lagech map..... dhadkan samor.Tya Google la khara tar Noble prize dyayala hava information baddal. Kay maga te deto kshanardhat. London la ekdacha pochlo , aaplyakade apan sadhran pane Mumbai central sodla ki mag Grant Road vagere laglya var kashya buildings ahets tasa exactly vaatla mala, mahnje janu kahi Mumbai central la alloy asa, (swacha he ata vegla sangayla nakoy). aani mag directions baghitle, tyat ikade jaa mahnej Tube ahe he lihila hota. Tickets kadhayla thodi line hoti, thodich mhantla karan gardi khup hoti pan window samor kami line, ikade vending machines ahet je tumhala perfect cha! nge pan parat karta card takla ki pan ghetat, 10 pound la pan card ghetat, 50 pound chi note dili ki loka khup tapasun baghtat . Ikade hoti denominations khup chaltat, ek pence la pan kimat ahe aplyakade 10 rupyala pan nahi, aaplya kade kashyalach kimmat nahi mhana. Aara paar jaila ikade adve bars asatat aplya kade pan ahet offices madhe , ticket tyat takaycha aani mag te baars ughadat khara tar choti daara sarkhach ahe te ughad band hotat, tikade pan ek mulga suluk ekachya mage pala withought ticket...apan je ticket takto te mag dusri kadun baher yeta apan te ghayacha aani jaicha. Divsa la 4 pound cha pass milto ktuhe hi jaa kuthe hi mhanje ikade 4 prakarchya tubes ahet te nantar sangto.Mazya kade nakasha hotach kuteh utraycha te mahit hota mala sangitla hota ki tu Victoria line pakad black line aani amuk amuk thikani utar, me tasa kela utarlo station aalyavar, sagitlya pramane agdi jawal hoti amchya office chi party, me jara ushira gelo tya mule sagle jewayla basle hote pan k! ahich khau nako mhanlae sagle, tikade ekdum \Punjabi gan alagla aani stage muli nachayla laglya, khup Indian loka ahet accenture UK madhe mahnun haa prakar.tya raatri amhala reimbursement hoti tya mule eka poshhhhhhh hotel madhe hoto, chan hota motha. Sakali khidki baher (me sahavya majlyavar hoto)baghitylya var janavla ki engrajane hyachi copy mahnun Mumbai bandhli, mhanje patkan lakshat nahi yet ki apan London la ahot ki churchgate, itka samya ahe, tashay buildings tahyach khidkay aani lam var unch cranes, buses chi vardal taxi sakali saha pasna, aamchya nashibane un hota ravivari, pan thandi pan hoti, tya thikan hoon nighun mag amhi jawalchya tube railway madhe ghuslo, tumahala sangto hee tube mahnje bhannat ahe khali undir kashe rahat astil hyach mala kalpana aali, mahnje akha London tube varach ahe kitek vela aamhi lines baddalya jene uttarlo, chadlo kahich kalat nahi eka var ek jeena asto (escalators ahet saglikade), pan kay janjal nusta, Amit Dhage (Anjali cha navr! a ) jar ala London la tar ghari jaanarch nahi saarkah firat basel Gaadyan madhe, karan tyachi hobby ahe nhave ved ahe gadya mhanje ,tyala (tikade alayvar jara pendullon technology kay ahe he vicharaych ahe mala, ikade ahe tee technology) pan hya tubes jar tumhi baghitlya tar kahrach vedach lagata suluk karun gaadi yete aani jaate, 15-20 scond, kahithikani station band ahe mahnje gaadi aali ki don daara ughadtat ek aatl aani ek station varcha, chakravaun jaila hota, pan ekda tya tube shi dosti keli tar London var (khaali mahnayla hava)swaar houn sagla baghta yeta. Aamhi mag traflgar square, bukingham palace sagla baghitla mala khara tar ek dagad maraycha hota don char thikani palace var tar nakkich pan dagad disla nahi kuthe, karan tya palace cha rasata faar surekh ahe dekhna kine badha zada aiteet ghod swar jaat hote, raani jara kautuk ahe charles awadat nahi kunala Diana haa tyancha weak point vaatla karan tene banda kela, mhanun hi asel khara khota nahi mahit je janavla te lihila. Trafalgar square madhe ek putala hota khup ahet tashe, pan tyachya khali we salute the great man who died during the campaign in India asa lihila hota, kaya he bagha tyanchya deshat to shurveer ahe aplyakde jyanee tyala marla to shoor veer.. mala lihita nahi yet mazya bhavana tya veli tumhala kay vatta te liha aani mala kalva...Trafalgar square mhanje Amrish puri kabutarla te daane ghalat asto na dilwae dulhania madhe tee jaga. Tya Palace jawal ek talav ahe pakshi ahet, kala rajhans hota ek , chan vatla mokla hansa baghayla aplya zoo madhe bichara 10-12 chya pinjryat ahe, ikade pan jaad jud kharu tai, pan ikade kahrutaichay paathi Rama ne haat firavlya naslyamule path saadhi ahe teen patya nahit paathivar....Ramayan asel hi khara nahi ka?Tikachya building tar agadi JJ hospital paydhoni manish market sarkhyach tashyach building , tashyach gallya eke thikani tar apan tardeo varun thoda pudhe gelo ki bagha sagla to muslim area tasach same area gol signal tashyach corner la building.... pan parisar swacha aani loka pan chaangli (me jo area sangitla tychya comparison madhe , nahitar mumbaiche loka jast changle ahet ikadlya peksha), apan nahi thevlya tya buildings ata ugich kahitari heritage vagere mhanto aani japto, iakde akha London heritage ahe tya tramps sakatLondon la tya divashi ek morcha hota (kon kadhnar morcha? Musalman lokashivay), hazaro hote baika lahan mula purush , bush aani blir viruddha kahi tari badbadat hote aani tyat ek board Kashmir cha ata kay sambandh ahe, pan hya lokanna chavila kshmir lagtoch "£$%^*//-*/. Tikade ek adbhut drushya pahila me ek tar sagla niyojan chan hota aani doosra mahnje sagli vyavasth changli hoti pan manila je bhidla te mahnje morcha baghnari ek mhatari baai agdi zakhad mahatri kathi hoti aani vakleli purna pane, unchi 4 foot asel tine ekdum kaathi ulti dharli eka mansala odhla aani satatsat maral khankhali aani kathine badadla, lagech police aale mhana, pan tee baai madhe ki! ti guts astil ata vay zala hota tya mule kasal tension nahi kahi nahi parat police bhakkam , pan nedhadi chaati aani tava tavane hya lokanna bolat hoti...press pan lagech gela tari teene don teen da kathi maraycha prayatna kelach.Tya divashi Thames baghitli London Bridge baghitla London Tower Bridge baghitla, tya Thames var ek Bride ahe to Dusrya mahayudhat Baikanni bandhla karan tevha sagle purush ladhila gele hote mahnun. Apan nusta saman hakka mahnto he loka ghetat aani kahi gaja vaja nahi chivalry vagere sagla thik ahe ikade pan baikanna jast kahi nahi kivha nahi, tevdhach gaadit pan baikanna vegla daba nahi, baika ikade mothe trucks bus taxi sagla chalavtat, dukanat tar jast baikach astat.Tya London Tower Bridge chay bajula ek killa ahe to baghayla teen lagtat mhanale loka mahnun nahi baghitla karan tevha 3.30 vagere zaale hote aani ikade andhar pan 4.30 la hoto, pan mala ikade aalyavar kuni sangitla ki tyachya madhe "aapla " Kohinoor ahe , aadhi mahit asta tar! to baghayla tari nakki gelo asto...tshay rahilach chaila te bagahycha. Halhalla asnar to Hira ......kramashabaakich nantar ...halu halu nahitar tumhi maza pudhla mail nahi vachnarAaplya kade Hotel madhe gelyavar aadhi paani detat, Hotel madhe kashala apan ghari gelo tari apan paanich deto adhi mag chaha vagere vicharto. Ikade paani detach nahi mhanje paani magitla ki chamatkarik najrene baghtat, pana udipya kade daru magitli tar waiter kasa baghel tasa. Tap water please asa mhantla ki te jug bhar (khup barf ghalun..kay akarshan ahe barfacha dev jaane sorry Jesu jaane) paani samor thevtat, nahitar hee lka mineral water detat nahitar sparkling ka asa vichartat, me donda nahi mhantla, bara kela karan te mahnje soda dila asta.Me jevha amchya hotel madhe aalo tevha mala paani hava hota, pan panyacha jug kutehch sapadla nahi, mhanun haluch jaun chaukashi keli khalti tar tyala adhi kallach nahi mala jug kashala pahije te, mag mich vicharla ki baba paani kay direct basin madhun piu ka? Tarto ho mhnala go ahead its guod cheers asa mahnala, lahan paani shalet asa paani pyaylo hoto aani ata...ikade khup gishti ashya ahet jya lahan pani me karaycho paani pina , thandit tondatun dhoor kadhne...aata me ek glass ghetla ahe tyat paani pito, aani ek bathroom amdhe ahe thevlela...hee loka tevdhi swacha nahit, tyanchi aani aaplli swachatechi sankalpana vegli ahe, sarvajanik swachata hee loka faar japtat aani apan aplyapurta swacha asto, mala vatta ikade roj anghol vagere pan karat nastil aani sauchalayat (husshhh kiti awaghad shabd vaparla, boltna athik ahe pan lihitana jara nit lihava lagat baba) tar paanich nasta...baapre, (ghabru naka amchya hotel madhe ahe, magashi to glass sangitla na ?).divya loka ahet daadhi roj kartat pan kapde khup loka tech ghaltat, me roj vegle ghalto, ghaam nahi yet ajibat ikade tya mule chalta aan! i kharab tar hotach nahi mahnje kahi prashnach nahi. Me pandhra shirt jevha ghatla aani ghari jaun thevla tevha tasach hota (mhanun aath divsane parat na dudhat tasach ghatla hahahahaha....vaan nahi pan gun matra yeto te asa).

Ikadchi loka faar bandista ahet asa mala watla, khupach aplyat astat private.! ..(apan jara jasata lokanchya kamat naak khupastao mahnun asel), changlay mhana. Mazyaa hotel madhe mazya kholi paryant yayla teen daara ahet, are kasahala evdhi dara chaila ek tar andhara ghar tyat hee dara, jara ughda theva daar jara ujed yeu de aat. Bathroom la jaatan pan teen daara, pan aat gelayvar saglach ughada...logic ajun nahi samajla mala aso.. ikade thandi ankhi vadhnar ahe mahanlet loka, 10degree ahe pan khupach thand vatta kasa te nahi mahit. Ikade ek mulga ahe gujrati (ek dondach gela Bhartat, Aaishi complusory gujrati bolayla lagta mhanala..me pudhe kahi lihit nahit.Marathi manus asta tar.... asa ala hota hata var pan awarlay) pan ikadech vadhlela aani shklela tyala Bharat awadto, apla kahna khel saglach, ! aani ek ikade aplyakadun alela manus ahe agdi engrajallela...agau pana aplyasarkha aani swabhaw tyancah sarkha dakhwayla jaato, khato pan asach thand gar sandwich aani pepsi, aani tumhi kay khata asa vicharto, tyala mahanalo poli bhaji daal bhat, tar mhanto my god! exotic lunch, tuzya awashicho gho tu pan 2 varsha purvi hech khaychas na may$%£**& (me he manat mhanlo, manager ahe, amhi manatach mahnar..)ardhaya halkundana pivli honaru mansa.Ashi kitek mansa bhettil mala ata saha mahinyat, maja mazi. kahi tahavla tar lihit jainSagarta.ka:kaal me hot dog khalla, mala lahan pana pasun heech supt icha hoti tya gadivarcha hotdog khaichi, amcha pustakat hota ek chitra, mala ata kavita nahi athvat, Pranalila athvel lagech iyatta aani paan number sakat...changla hota garam aani ukadlela pawat ghalun khalla, vada pav sarkha tyat tikhat sauce hota mast chilly aani kanda marun rastayt chalat chalat khalla, to khadus manus var sangitla to.engrajall! ela mahnala asa ithe khat nahit mhanun, mela wagha mage laglya sarkha dhawat hotat mag me kay asach hahat gheun dhau .hotdog, veda ..sagli mansa ashich khat hoti hotdog aani burger..


17-Dec-2005Stratford-Upon-AvonMaza kaam samplay aani me ata hyach weekend la yetoy. Mala parvach mail aala, mahntla punha London la jaun yeu aadhi ticket kadhla ki khup swast ahe ikade mahnje nimya hoon kami, mala ajun logic nahi kalla, tevhach kadhla ki 36 pound aani ek kivah don diwas aadhi kadhla ki 15 pound, bargain madhe ghetla tar agdi 9 pound vagere, ikade kontya goshti var kimmat naste lihileli, mhanje me eka dukanat jar beerche chaar can uchalle (kay udharan dila bagha, karan dikanat me hech uachalto ;))tar 2.49 pound, dusri kade tyach brand chee beer 3 pound la pan milte, kasa kay calculate karatat kunas thauk. Tar hya khepes London cha tick! ets full aslyuane kimatijast ahet, mahnun mhantla Shakespeare la bhetun yeu...ugich vatla, mahntal chala ikadcha Theatre tari baghun yeu, mala loka mahnali ki khup chan gaav ahe jaun ye aani Birmingham pasun taas bhar antar ahe, ikade pravasat thakva nahi yet ek sagli kade thandi aste tya mule gahm nahi aani dhul nahi, tya mule apan damat nahi. Baher baghitla tari hirvagar tya mule dolyanna pan aaram. Stratford Upon Avon la jaila vegla station ahe,mhanje tee linach vegli ahe, train choti ahe teen dabyanchi. Dupari 12.35 gaadi hoti, pravas chan zala, me nehmi pramane sweater, tshirt shirt, var jacket sagla hota hatat gloves, baakiche agau mulanni fakt jacket, amhi uttarlo aani sagle garathlich, unh padla hotapan khup thandi hoti, mhanje direct freezer, tikadun tourist map uchalla, tyat tya gavat firayla ek bus ahe asa kalla, 6 pound cha ticket kadhaycha hava tikade utraycha anai magun yenari bus pakdaychi, ashya sarkhya buses astat ardhya ardhya tasane. Hotel shodhun adhi thoda khall! a aani mag bus shodhayla ghetli, Chota pan chansa gaav ahe te, tari sagli dukana ahetach Marks and spencer Boots, Mcdonalds vagere hee saglikade ahet tya mule saglyan sagla tasach milta. Thoda challayvar amhala starting point milala, ek prasanna chehrayacha manus hota, tyala vicharla kiti la ek ticket, mahanla Adult 8 pound aani student 6, tumhi kon ahat, me mahntla "everyboody is a student of Shakespeare all his life", hasla mahnala "There u go sir" aani 6 pound cha ticket dila. Aamhi fakt Swan Theatre paashi thamblo, aat gelo baghayla, khup juna theatre ahe tikade Shakespeare cha chota putala ahe, ek foto pan kadhla, ugich aapla manacha samadhan. Ek natak suru honar hota tevha tikade, aaplyakade prithvi kivha NCPA experimental, madhe jasa ahe tasa sadharan hota pan teen majle aani basayla balcony type hota "C" chya akaracha, natak kay ahe hyacah ek chotasa pustak hota chitra sakat, saglya seats var mikes nhavte, mala khup moha zala hota te natak pahaycha, ;pan teen vajle hote baakichya mulanna kiti interest ahe te mahit nahi, plus ratri ankhi usher zala asta, aani baakichi thikana pan baghaychi hoti, next time baghnar me alo tar.Bajula ek atishay sundar talav ahe, hauns (White Swan) hota badak paani swacha, palikade hirva gar maidan, aaplya shivaji park evdha asel, jar tumhi chaupati var ubhe rahaylat aani samja veer sawarkar maragchya aaiwaji tikade ek sundar nadi ahe chotishi, Thanyachya jamblichya talavavvevdhi, rundila, ani tya palyad heerva gaar motha maidan, mula football khelat hoti, ek chotasa club sarkhach ghar hota, ek don mansa fishing karat hoti, me tikade khup fotos kadhle, camera ghetlyacha sarthak zala. 1600 saaalyachya aaspass Shakespeare houn gela pan tyacha ghar, tychay Aaicha ghar tyachya nantar tyachi baiko rahaychi te sagla tyanee chan thevla ahe, aamhi kuthech utarlo nahi, karan aamchi shaevatli hoti bus mahnun, pan tya gavatun firatna ika chan vaatla, sagal Pradesh heerva gaar, swacha lahan lahanghara subak raste, sara! l ek hi nahi nagmodi valnache, Govyala apan gelo ki kasha raste astat valan daar, me lagna nantar kokanat gelo hoto aani tikadun mag jeep ne alo Govyala, tashech raste, fakt he jast sreemant gav ghara mothi gaadya chan aani sagla kasa heerva gaar. Ikade lokanna upajat sheest ahe, rikamya rastyat ekach gaadi jar asel tari pan parking cha ekhi niyam modat nahi agadi kadela park keli aste. Tashich hyanchi ghara pan agdi eka reshet, tashich, tyatach khup soundarya disla mala. Office madhla table jari apan awarla tari kasa baghyala chan vatta thoda utsaha yeto kamat tasach vatta ikadchi ghara baghilya var, heerve gaar maidana, kadela ekach olit zada fence pan tasech kuteh kahi modal nahi ki todla nahi, ghode hote don chaar thikani, khup Sheeps hotya, chaltya bus madhun faar foto nahi kadhta aale, pan manta kayam swarup ek chan drushya sathaun ghetla, je camera kadhi utaru shakel ka mahit nahi...Tya natak gruhat mala ekda natak karaychay, pudhlaya veli saglyan gheun yein. Tumhala! pan sangto ekda ikade yeun jaa. Me alo hoto ikade theatre bagahyla pan khup kahi barobar gheun aalo. He gaav asa ahe ki aaplyala settle hoyla awadel. Eka ghaarchya paathi ek baai aplya mula ghoda chalvayla shikvat hoti, sadha ghar hota madhyam vargiya asel ghar, pan ghari ghoda paathi motha shet....aaplyakde Anil Ambani mula ghoda shikavto asa vachlo hota me, pan to pan Race couse la neun...Khup rahun rahun vaatta aaplyla khup goshtinchi kadar nahi, shrushti chi nahich nahi. Kahi faar chaan bandhkaam nahi bhadak pana nahi fakt nisarg japlay, climate mule pan he shakya ahe mahana hyat vadach nahi, pan akhya gavavar Shakespeare cha vastavya ahe, taas bhar firlo bus madhe aani station la uttarlo 4 la, andhar padla hota, coffee ghetli aani khup kahi dolyat sathun ghari alo.Khup thikani stage var ubhataychi icha ahe mala, pan tya Swan Theatre madhe ubha rahun mike shivay bolayla aani tikade abhinay karayla jar milala tar .....mala natak karayla awadta mahnun ! sudha mala tee jaga awadli asel mahna, pan mansa ne ek ved palava asa vaatla mala tya divashi, lihitana pan angavar kata aala.Mazya barobar ek madrasi mulga hoat thandi ne garthla hoat pan aat gelyavar ticket kitila ahe asa vicharla tayne tya mansa la 15 pound dyyala tayar zala to ...ikade khup chan vatel mahnala natak bagahyla asa mahanla tyacha jast samband Rajnikant aani kamala hasan shich ala ahe, pan ekun sagla baghun to hi bharavaal.He me London cha pravas varnan sampvaychay aadhich lihila karan mag London he nusta shahar ahe me pahila kaal to itihas hota, jeevant pane koni tya mansala bhav nahi dila to melyavar 100 ek varshanee janavla te hya lokanni japun thevla, Sinhagad nahi japun thevta yet aaplyala , tar udya Pulan sarkha manus jo mazya mate hyachahun jast great ahe tyancha vangmay, tyancha jeevan, kon japnar?

London:

Aamhi jevha London la hoto tevha dusrya divashich sakali eka mulachya gharna fon ala cell var, ki Londonla bom last zalay mahnun, khali canteen la gelo aani baghitla tevha TV var dakhvat hote pan tyat asa mhanaale ki koni eka chemical factory madhe zaala hota sphot, ugich chaila bombabomb hoti (Bharta madhe) amahal tikade kalla pan nahi, amchyatli ek madrasi amma mahanali ki ikadun jawalach zalay agdi jawal, pan tya baatmya madhe London hoon 40 mile asa mhantla hota. Mhantla jawal asala asaat tar aplyala kalla asata na Police nahi ambulance nahi kahi nahi. Aamhi tikadech chaha vagere ghetl aani nighalo hundadayla, amhalakahara tar jara firaycha hota to London tower bridge cha killa aani London eye saglach rahila hota. Tya killya madhe ek traitor Gate hota (mhanje ahe), traitors na tyatun aat nyayche ( marunach takat asnar mahna), mhanje thames nadichya khalun ek gate jaicha aani te Traitors Gate madhun yayacha, aaplyakade asa daar nahi pahila me, karan fituri hi aaplya raktat ahe, aplyakade hee loka bhar daratun yet asavet ek chota s gate karayla hava imandar lokansathi . Sagnyacha uddesh mhanje shist vagere tyana ahe hyacha karan he pan asel , anushasan, (sanju baba che picture aplyakade hit hotat, aani tyacha …melelya mansan baddal bolu naye pan jhinklach na election zopadya rakhun….kiti deu udharan jau det) kadak anushasan ahe mhanun tee loka shist badha aani mag anga valni padte hi shist. Tya thames var ek Bridge baikanne bandhla ahe, karan dusrya mahayudhat sagle purush ladhat hote, saman adhikar. Tyala ladies bridge asa mhantat. Tikade Shakespeare cha ek theatre ahe , ikade ek sangaycha mahnje engraj natak gruhala theatre asa mhanto aani chitrapat gruha la Cinema asa mhanto, Basic ekdum clear kuthe rada nahi. Theatre madhe jaun Natak bagha aani cinema gharat jaun cinema, ikade saglach theatre. Ar shakeseare ne iakde yeun natak lihili aani keli aani to jya pub madhe basaycha (daaru pan agadi shaan se ugich amhi pit nahi vagere song nahi) te thikan pan japla hota aani vishesh mahnje ek ghar par bandhlay tya veli jasa asel tasach…tya thetare madhe loka bara mahine natkache prayog karta open air madhe come rain come snow…kevdha dedication, pudhlya veli me jaanar ahe tikde natak baghayla.

Ikade Christmas la sagla band asta agdi trains aani buses pan. Amahal lokani sangitla ki tumhi ek don divsacha provision karun theva kahich milnar nahi, karan 26 la pan saglach band asta. 25 la aamhi jara hindayla baher padlo sakaali 11.15 vajta tar saglach osad hota, mhanje curfew laglya saarkha, aaplya kade Mumbai band pan asa nasnar, kunhi nahi rastyat dukana pan band hoti sagli taxi, buses pan nahi. Chamatkarikach vaatla mala mahnje sana sudila asa shukshkat? Are kay chaila jara baher pada mhanava lokan kade jaa faral kha, thand cakes kha hava tar pan he kay. Privacy privacy farach baau kartat aaplyakade kahich privacycha nasta evdha. Me donchar foto pan kadhle osad rastyanche dakhvayla mahnun saglach kasa suna suna vatat hota, ek gaadi waala mala signal la thamblela disla mhana tikade laal signal paashi shant pane baslo hota heerva zalyavar gela, kunich nhavta rastyvar tari haa isam thambla.





Basic madhe raada:

Ikade hya lokancha basic khup pakka ahe, aapla basic madhech rada ahe (sahebanech kelay mahna), khup goshtine varun he aaplya lakshat yeta, driving karta kivha chaltana rastyat hee loka agadi basics la dharun vagta mhanun faar gondhal hot nahi, aaplyakade apan ultikadun overtake karto pudhe jaicha prayatna karto traffic jam madhe ki jast adakto. Ikade natak gruha la theatre mhantat aani picture baghaychya thikana la Cinema asa mhantat. Mhanje bagha haa itka chotasa vatnara farak pan tee loka paltat (kharatar haa kahi chotasa farak nahich muli), mhanun mahntla ki hyancha ayushyat confusion kami asta, apan ugich complications vadhavto.


Apartments:

Pardeshi gelo ki aaplyala rahayla ek apartment detat asa aikun hoto me, mhantla apan gelo ki kalelach aaplyala. Jawal jawal teen weeks nantar mala apartment milali eka dusrya mulabarobar share karnyasaathi, to hi mumbaichach hota tya mule kahi tras nhavta, Audit chya vele pasun amhala sharing room madhech rahava lagaycha, aani maza kahich sola ola naslyamule mala kadhich problem zala nhavta, haa mulga veg, mhanje taylach zala tar tars zaala asta.

Eka posh building madhe 5th floor la amcha flat hota (ikade saglach posh asat tay mule ata hya pudhe me haa shabd nahi vaparnar) , khali chan reception hota gym vagere sagla, flat madhe motha fridge, oven , micriwave washing machine don bedroom don Bathroom TV DVD cum VCD player sagla hota. Mala swayapkaci awad aslya mule tee jawabdari mich ghetli, to mulga mag bhandi dho ushti kaama karaycha, mala hee bara tayla pan bara. Saglyat maja aali mhanje washing machine chalavtana, front vloading machine me prathamach pahile hota, aani manual vagere nhavta khuhp saari button hoti, don teen divas amhi tya machine shi zagadlo pan te kahi chalu hoina aani saglach concealed hota tay mule kahich sugava lagat nahvta, mag ek divas chidun laath ghatlin me aani doon chaar shivya dilya tar kay ascharya te machine chalu zala, laato ke bhoot baaton se nahi mante taytla haa prakar asawa. Pan gammat mahnje te machine mag don taas chaluch hota nusta aapla bavlat sarkha rkamach firat basla. Sahebacha machine te akkal nahi chalavnar dileli kamgiri fatte padnar.

Amahala station don mintachya antaravar ahe, aani gammat mahnje station ahe he kalatach nahi karan te khali utarlyavar lagta, pan chan ahe station me sangitlach hota adhi Birmingham baddal, pan haa rasta magchya bajune yeto tya mule gardi naste. Pravsacha tras nahi hot ajibat england la, gaadi pan chanshich aste.

Vaan saaman anayla amhi Tesco navachya dukanat jaato, tikade bhaji, dhanya andi komdi, mutton Beer Wine saglach milta, agadi aaple masale pan miltat me pan ghetle don chaar masale, garam masala, hyav masala tayv masala, mktd by shah and company Kalbadevi Mumbai J

Bhaji ikade swast ahe mhanje convert karun sudha 40 rupye kilo vagere flower ahe , swast mahnaycha . doodh nahi evdha changal milala gaicha jast, low fat aani mala mag dahi milal karan hyanchya kade yoghurt navach prakar asto, to kay aaplyala awadat pan dahi milalyavar bara vaatla. Ikade dahi lagan kathinach padel, karan temp kayam 1-2 degree dahi lagnar kasa?

Mala jevnacha problem nahi ala ikade (mala generally kaslach problem nahi ala) aani me kahihi khato tya mule mala haa problem asto he mahitach nahi, kahi nahi dila khaila tari chalta mala. Ikade nonveg kahtana me kadhi konta mutton ahe? he vichara nahi, ata kahicah tar saglach khaicha ugich he kay aani te kay kashala kara nahi ka? Dupari aamhi eka punjabi baaichya dhabyavar jaicho mhanje gaadi hoti tichi, changla jevan dyaychi don pound madhe don mothe parathe bhaji aani daal fry, garam garam bara vataycha, nahitar hyanchya malls madhe saglach thand milta. Tee Bai fakt punjabi bolaychi tila english vagere yet asel asa vatala nahi mala. Mazya barobar Rankit rahaycha to mala mhanla pan ki apan pan taku dhaba , mast miltil paishe Indian loka far divas ukadlela nahi kahu shaknar , tyana jara garam dal bhat dila tarach samadahan milta.

Pan he punjabi loak faar udyogi me sagle taxi driver sardarjich pahile, ek hi marathi manus nahi pahila navala sudha , nahi mhanyal te London la YMCA madhe chaar vidhyarthi pahilech tevdhech, pan gujrati ani punjabich jast business la tyat ikadech sardarji loka farach. Manat ala ekda takava dhaba tikade aani chaar aatha marathi mansa bolun ghavit , kiman 25 varshane tari marathi manus disel aushadala tari…